No one has ever been in an empty room

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair. I heard an explosion and saw Wurn Snell of Colitas rising up through the air.

He shined his jacket buttons, straightened his tie and stepped out of his fathers limosine onto the Winsor Prepratory School grounds. With a name like Montague Rosenkranz,

"The worst part about getting old," she said, "is forgetting things. Who are you again?" She smiled passively. "I'm James, Gran. Your grandson." He was always so patient with her.

On my planet, tertiary males are not considered weaned until their twentieth year out of the womb. Gestation is another 27 months. So my 19 year old toddler needs me to wipe his fa

So naturally, I installed a big gong in the living room, complete with suspended log.

The Hippie-ish Hick swallowed his pisswater beer and smiled, "Life is a flat circle."

"and so I axed her what she did wid it and she say she donno," Placenta said.The detective held up his hand. "You say you axed her?" "Yeah, I axed her." And that is how Placenta

Burt Sterling put on his smoking jacket and lit a cigar. A man-about-town, raconteur, suave and dashing, he had everything girl could want - except money. He needed it right now

Lobsterman and Godzilla went, for the first time, to the nearest Whole Foods in search of good, healthy food. In the produce department, they looked around like tourists. They were

It was a good day for Sarah JP Dark when she found the stash of estrogen. She took one of the syringes and pushed it in her thigh. She could almost feel them growing in her

"I think I picked up Albus Dumbledore at the bar last night" exclaimed Frank out of the blue. "He showed me some pretty naughty wand tricks and kept refilling my drinks for free."

Caramello was a cool kind of koala and all of his friends agreed. He went with the flow. Caramello was considering starting his own hip hop band. He asked his friend

When I arrived home, the door was opened. I thought about my cats and if they were safe. Suddenly, I heard a noise and people stepping down the stairs very quickly. I didn't unders

Henry Feline had an odd name. I'll mention that, because if I don't, it will be the Elephant in the room. Everyone else was playing with a tennis racket and Henry had a salmon.

Don't look back, don't ever look back. I swallowed hard, running as fast as my feeble legs would let me in the freshly fallen snow as I practically hyperventilated. Man, I really

The highest of honours have endowed me today. A writer named Ambika, of whom had higher stature than me, decided to follow my path in the Quest of the FoldingStory. My joy was

There was nothing special about her story. She had a father who she thought might come and visit her one day but he didn't. She wondered where her father was. Maybe he'd got lost.

He pointed at the picture."This is Nemo.He's a fish.You are going to find him."Fifty heavily armed grunts in bathing suits starred at the admiral."NOW!",he shouted.They shot up

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