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Growing up, I was told we weren't allowed to swim in the ocean. I always believed that was because we could get hurt and my parents were trying to protect us. Little did I know...
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2021-06-22 15:31:03
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6 years, 185 days, 26 minutes, 20 seconds
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"Say, what would you get if you crossed a hen with a duck?" Emily asked Brian in science class one rainy afternoon.
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2021-06-21 13:24:22
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6 years, 26 days, 12 hours, 28 minutes, 34 seconds
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Twas the Bill before Christmas & all thu the House, the lawyers were grumbling & beginning to grouse. "T'will take a fortnight to see this thing done, I'm tired but let's have some
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2021-06-18 16:16:25
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6 years, 181 days, 22 hours, 5 minutes, 13 seconds
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This was supposed to be that list that I promised in that other missive. I say "was supposed to be that list" because it started with the intention of giving you the list but as yo
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2021-06-13 12:56:06
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2 years, 270 days, 12 hours, 17 minutes, 20 seconds
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I am a variant man. I am a variegated man. I'm a vagrant man. I'm a homely man. I'm a cocooning man. I'm a distracted man. I'm a distributed man. I'm a
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2021-06-12 22:41:10
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5 years, 132 days, 27 minutes, 44 seconds
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"Howard, I'm telling you. The man's a genius. The contraption he mounts on his cattle collect the methane emisions, he gets to book a carbon windfall & then he sells it to the
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2021-06-09 16:57:50
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6 years, 35 days, 2 hours, 27 minutes, 34 seconds
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They called him Farty Marty,, but Martin couldn't help if his mother believed legumes were potent brain food but Gasex was a no go cause sniffing farts increased his test scores.
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2021-06-08 00:13:31
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6 years, 33 days, 9 hours, 25 minutes, 57 seconds
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SELECT * FROM People P LEFT OUTER JOIN Relations R on R.with = P.id WHERE P.iq > 140 AND P.sex = 'F' AND R.with IS NULL;
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2021-06-04 15:44:32
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6 years, 52 days, 16 hours, 51 minutes, 29 seconds
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Aquaman - King of Atlantis, Summoner of the Seven Seas - rose from the depths with the broken and bloody corpse of Eric Merman in his arms. "Look me in the eye, Batman, and tell me
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2021-06-02 18:17:54
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6 years, 101 days, 23 hours, 57 minutes, 2 seconds
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Mary was drinking a soda when two Federal Agents arrested her in public! "Mary Anne Jones" said the blonde one "You're under arrest for the manufacturing and selling of
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2021-06-01 15:35:03
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3 years, 200 days, 20 hours, 50 minutes, 46 seconds
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Damn!
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2021-06-01 01:08:42
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6 years, 88 days, 16 hours, 44 minutes, 21 seconds
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Hiding behind a display case, Bob snuck a Listerine bottle into his jacket and walked out of the CVS. It was party time.
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2021-05-31 14:20:45
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6 years, 184 days, 14 hours, 44 minutes, 8 seconds
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There was a distinct tingle in the air. He stepped out of the shadows, knowing that he'd be giving away his position, but he was done with the cat and mouse game. He stooped and
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2021-05-30 21:26:06
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6 years, 57 days, 23 hours, 38 minutes, 28 seconds
27
Frustrated that I cannot remember a simple word, I type 'that party thing stuffed with candy' into the search engine and facepalm when I see the results. A pinata! Of course! How c
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2021-05-30 17:24:40
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5 years, 282 days, 21 hours, 32 minutes, 15 seconds
27
I love myself
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2021-05-25 19:07:45
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6 years, 158 days, 11 hours, 29 minutes, 47 seconds
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Many rebelled when they read his manifestos, unwilling to consider the truth they contained. But some realized the activist was right, especially those who ate their own shorts.
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2021-05-24 12:32:43
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6 years, 170 days, 18 hours, 44 minutes, 36 seconds
36
Luke heard the screaming... the world was falling apart, and it had only been three days! People, rising from the dead to devour others! "This is a nightmare!" he said to himself.
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2021-05-23 03:40:38
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6 years, 170 days, 9 hours, 19 minutes, 48 seconds
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In a hushed and serious tone Jethro asked Pastor Wheeler if he could have his car when the Raptures came. "I figure you ain't gonna need a Porsche and Scratch cayun't catch no 918
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2021-05-20 20:12:48
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5 years, 364 days, 3 hours, 27 minutes, 45 seconds
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This teacher was different. When the bell rang, she flipped over her desk revealing a craps table. We had an hour to win my brother back.
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2021-05-15 16:35:53
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7 years, 265 days, 17 hours, 36 minutes, 57 seconds
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One day, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey Rourke, Mel Gibson And Robert Duvall united to save the world.
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2021-05-13 14:56:41
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6 years, 175 days, 4 hours, 23 minutes, 37 seconds
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