New Moon light by Noon light. The glow is so dim you might, have a hard time finding it's source in the sky. Look down not up, it might improve your luck. Two shadows, find the dim

He had been suspicious for quite some time, what with the wooden appearance and the strings,- but after his nose grew three inches, Michael Jackson was sure this was no real boy.

As the zombie was getting closer and I was getting even more pressed against the window on the 23rd floor of the 30 floor building I

The money. Hell no. Where had i left it? Searching, looking, not finding. Under the mattress? No. Then i heard a car pull up outside. A door flung open with breakneck speed. It was

My psychology project was to interview people appearing in viral videos so I sought out the kid who said "I like turtles". This is a transcript of my interview. Me: "Hi Jonathan".

His bus was late. Bored, Geofry licked his palms and approached the Forshay Tower. With subtle suction, he slowly crawled up the side. By the sixth floor, he realized that

Circumcising a boy under the age of 18, even for religious reasons is

I had slept with him despite knowing his boyfriend would not approve. His boyfriend was boring, and I was hot. That was all that mattered, surely?

"LEEERRROOOY, JENKINS" The Criminal shouted as he ran out of jail. helicopter, SWAT teams, tanks, everybody was out when Bob ran out of jail. bob was really an alein from mars who

I wedged my cupped hand between my cheeks and THEN farted. It made a hollow noise. Then I deftly lifted my hand to my nose and inhaled the

There once was a lobster from Rochester

Jan1st,2012.Only now Andy heard about the imminent apocalypse.His sister mentioned it at dinner and planted a fear seed.Driving back he couldn't remember due day.It was driving him

The baby came out of the mother covered in goo but smoking a cohiba cigar. It looked at the shocked doctor and said, "

When I lifted my beer the third time, I noticed that the foam had formed two lines of Sanskrit on the inside of the glass. I was no scholar myself, but my implant contacted

"It was a dark and stormy night." Scratch that. "During the whole of a dull, dark, and soundless day..." Nope. Plagiarism. Aw geez, thought Floyd, I've got writers block again.

Last friday night I

one day i decided to go to a park and i met a talking dog who told me that burger king is giving away free burgers to any body with a talking dog. so me and the talking dog went

One of my biggest regrets is letting myself believe that we had something.

Drucilla was a very ample girl.

If she'd known she would be dangling like this, she would have worn something different that day. Not that she should be worrying about who could see up her shorts right then, but