It was raining outside. Lightning crashed somewhere in the distance. I was staring up at the masked vigilante who'd just broke down my door. I'd never forget what happened next.

The army marched to the outskirts of the capital. Right here and now they can end the war, but the munitions supply of mustard is low, not enough for the hotdogs. Morale is low.

The girl at 85 High Street in Nottingham, England started one month ago to sneeze 8,000 times a day. The family doctor could not explain it, so her mum called a witch doctor friend

Georgie looked at the empty picture frame on the wall. It had once contained many memories of a happy, safe life. Ever since the purge of wizards from her homeland Georgie's life

How could I change the life that I have? should I

The makers of Snakes on a Plane and Snakes on a Train, bring you Llamas on a Lighrail, Roaches on a Bus, Hyena's on an People Mover, Real Ponies on a Carussel and

The thick sent of sweat filled the Oval Office. President Trump slid his Cuban cigar into the tight hole of his ornate eagle cigar cutter.

WHERES MY PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY?

Test.

Everybody knows I don't dance unless I am extremely drunk. When extremely drunk I can dance & speak Spanish fluently. Other than that I don't dance. So why am I dancing today?

Everyone knew something was wrong when the sky turned purple. Soon after, the ground went black. Colors kept changing, as if the world had a mood ring. No one had an explanation.

I trembled as the growling in the dark started to fill the large catacombs I found myself in. It was too late. Hell was empty... and all the devils were here.

Every cupboard in his kitchen...and there were many of them; maybe too many to count...every single cupboard was filled with unlabeled jars of peanut butter stacked 3 high & 4 deep

I continued to drink the poison betting on the sageseed to protect me. A couple rumbles that might have been ordinary later & we were sneaking around in her backyard with a shovel.

When you're rife with devastation, there's a simple explanation. You're a toymaker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball. And whichever way he tilts it,

I was standing in a puddle of myself and I was constantly refilling myself with myself. Rarely premium myself with more Octane. I never knocked myself so much. I was even accused

I had failed at being a bridge. I decided then to become a hindrance.

The crowd is not to be heard. Close your ears to their message. Close your eyes to their message. Go away from the world to not hear the din of the crowd. Hide away in the Silence.

it's something new for us to create.

Out of sight, out of mind.