Big Bob was already sweating when he rang the doorbell dreading the next hr but he was the "right shape for the job" as his brother Marty said. He was fidgeting with the beard when

My super-duper-extra-strength Zit Zapper with an illegal dose of benzoyl peroxide just arrived in the mail. I tore open the package and lathered it on like soap. These pimples were

Message sent at 20:13 : Hi Jemma, it's Mark ;) call me when you get this x

This is the story of the lovely rose bush. It began long ago, with a merry throng that lasted

"Open the door!Please,let me out of the storeroom!"shouted Thalia.Thalia was locked in the storeroom by the school bullies,Travis Stoll and Connor Stoll.She tried to brake the ....

"Did you see that? Wait, there it is again. Someone lives there!" Ron, tugged my arm pulling me towards the delapidated, overgrown Mansion. "I dunno, Ron." "Scared?" Grinning, Ron

"Your topic is 'Brachyhypopomus pinnicaudatus' and your time begins now."

"She made me want to be a better person. I made her want to smear herself with guacamole. It was pretty hard to reconcile our respective feelings for one another, which is why we

Knock, knock! "Who's there?" asked LucieLucie. "It's us," came the enigmatic response. LucieLucie opened the door to strangers. "It's us...your FoldingStory friends," said a tall

I was taking a nice stroll in the forest when I came upon a building that I had not seen before. I go inside and there was a long creepy hallway that seemed to never end. I saw a

People saw me walking down the streets as if I was a criminal, a murderer. I didn´t do it I was called innocent by the jury but still people didn´t believe it,I was guilty for them

The most important lesson you ever learn in this village is never to leave it. But a single square mile is not enough for some. They abandon us for the forest, never to return.

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Her english was funny, and made my ears tingle, but I wasn't complaining, cuz all of her massages ended up with happy

I love you, he said to the doll. It just looked at him lovingly.

As 45th President The Donald's first act was to fire Congress for incompetence. "But you can't do that Mr. President." "Why not? I'm the CEO and they're incompetent. Am I right?"

Once upon a time, I was a bagger at the food hole.

Neon is great when you see it star star I see a star.

It started in a small town in Wisconsin- the dread Samsa virus, named after patient zero, a dairy farmer who woke one morning to find he was a

hi, questa è la maxi storia di come la mia vita è cambiata, capovolta sotto sopra sia finita. Seduto su due piedi qui con te ti parlerò di Willy, super fico di Bel Air