Car lots and used car lots as business models had been beaten to death. I found an empty field and opened a potential car lot. I was offering irresistible deals on 2018 Buicks and

"Face, meet cement" - That was his last thought? - Yep. - Not a particularly good one to sum up your life with, eh? - He always took pride in rational and impartial thinking, sir.

'Plastic is not biodegradable' said the robot to the professor Frankenstein. "So we're going to live longer than you. Soon you will be eating plastic food and wearing plastic dres

One sunny afternoon, I went jogging through the park filled with people. I was thinking to my self how pretty it was today when all of a sudden I tripped over a log and grabbed

Bella Goth had just about had it with the stupid objects blocking the bathroom door. How was she supposed to relieve herself? Her husband Mortimer tried to help her move them but

The priest asked if anyone opposed the marriage, they should speak now or forever hold their peace. Then the priest himself cleared his throat and said, "actually, I oppose this

The dog sat in the cage. Dogs were barking and whining. He noticed that a dog shaking in the corner of his cage. This car trip was supposed to be fun. The teary family left him.

Harry entered the coordinates and the dome rotated into position while the reflector inclined toward the bright pearls in the night sky. A syzygy this auspicious was a bad omen

These were racist robots that could change into different vehicles, they were called Klansformers.

As a kid I had a Commodore 64. I miss Lode Runner, Snoopy, that odd Gnome Time Machine game. Some weird things I can't remember or find. And back then I hadn't been cheated on.

Mr. Paddock loved pickled herring sandwiches. He'd eat them with "sailor bread" and drink raspberry soda. Because he never brushed his teeth they were fishy and red.

Big. Red. Bumpy. Almost crusty. Like the puffed up hard bubbles on a pizza crust. But this had more cracks. Clear liquid drained from the cracks. It had a sort of carbonated smell.

Velvita, light of my life, fire of my loins

Panda bear greens, reminescent of Gallgher's watermelon shrapnel,

DL: "So what's your trick?" SH: "Well, I can knit with my feet" DL: "Socks?" SH: "No,

Wolwerine made her hot! He...It...?...(didn't matter)was her ultimate fantasy object!Cartoon version,animated,movies...She couldn't get enough of him!Until one night her boyfriend

Charlie Brown ran as zombie Snoopy chased after him. Everyone he knew was a zombie. Eventually he was cornered by zombie Rerun who

Hundreds of English professors are mad at me for my guaranteed get-rich secret from publishing on FoldingStory! Call my toll-free number to find out how! As I write this from my

The sun went down and Vampire Mr. Potato rose from his foil casket. The agry villagers were outside his oven with torches and steak fries. They wanted the monster

Batman was brushing with the Batbrush when he got a Batsignal, so he took off his Batman pajamas & put on his Batman costume & jumped in the Batmobile with Bathound & the Batfleas