This is my Historia De Un Amor. My name's Hasselhoff - David Hasselhoff and my story is the same as yours but different. It began one steaming night in Old Tunis. The dark eyed

I was going to the bar to meet my friend tom when, i got there i saw a group of alive skeleton playing the drum and playing guitar, the tune was so ghostly that the peoples turn..

In a town much like your own, there lived a young girl named Jody. She was adventurous and always sought out a mystery. However, her biggest mystery was about to knock on her door.

Nick knew something was wrong when he entered his house and saw a stranger sleeping on the floor with only undergarments, which was barely covering his private regions.

I'll never eat Belgian chocolate again.

There's a reason the Tour de France is called the Tour de France. Because it supposed to happen in FRANCE. Not in London on a MONDAY. Oh the gridlock hell of it all. Bloody French.

The museum shuts down. The mummy sits up and yawns.

I've been trapped in my happy place for over a year now. I don't know how much more I can take.

Uncle Bernie knew he didn't have the noggin for a Noble, but figured he could snag an Ig-Noble prize. He showed chicken plucking could be used to measure tornado winds speeds,

Sergeant Lipschitz sat on a stoop, singing Delibes' Flower Duet - well, at least half of it- to himself. Ever since he had caught a showing of "The Hunger" late one night, he had

Smiles! Everyone! Smiles! (quick, hide that behind your back.) A-hem, welcome to the Wonderful Island of [NAME REVOKED BY OHS]! I am your host, [INSERT NAME HERE].

If I knew that I was going to die that day, I wouldn't have gone to school. Then again, I may have gone for the sheer excitement of doing so, if not to spite THEM.

I stood on top with my arms outstretched. The summer wind blew through my sun-streaked hair as I closed my eyes & took a deep breath. Believing, I jumped...right off the edge of

It was the Japanese who discovered the benefits of deep-tissue kitty massage. A Russian Blue would walk up and down your back with claws extending and contracting. For migraines,

"Ok, put the Mackerel behind the wheel." "Don!" I shouted. But Don was serious. I pulled the oily fish from the tank and sat him in the driver's seat. It was a formula 1 car and th

When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle

What happened to Cowboy TV?

He looked down on his cousin on remote camera and thought "we'll it's your choice. It's just too bad you chose to become a fat bastard I wish you would've chose to become

They set off at once to find Semolina Pilchard, but were interrupted in Galveston when, stopping for gas, they were accosted by a man selling squirrel ambergris and subsequently

I would put something creative and novel into the new story box, but, i am very low on inspiration. So, um, there was a man named Bob. No, scratch that. His, no, her name is