In Alt Univ 14Y gangsta rocker Ice Trey waxed poetic about genitalia to crashing violins. The creator bobbed her head, then shook it and said "No. This just isn't hitting. What's

In one moment, every drop of blood in my body was brought to a stop. There, in the middle of the dark, damp road…. stood the figure of a solitary women, dressed in white.

On February 9th, 1964, I sat down with my family in front of our black-and-white television set to watch a magical moment. The Beatles were on the Ed Sullivan Show. As the show

"INCOMING!"

Since the ice storm is going 2hit,I grabbed my grocery list and went 2 the store. The list was torn &wet, so I did my best to read it. OhMan. 1. Thumbtax, or was it Tampax?

Effy was dressed in bay leaves again. He believed they warded off the mother moths of Englele Island; These moths flew through the devils skies; their wings cut the air like razor

There once was a boy who wanted a friend. He wasn't sure how to go about asking someone to be his friend.

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The gold I found in the purse under Mme de Veau's pillow funded my lavish expedition to find the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary in its native habitat. My ship sailed from Constantinople

Maybe it was all the Zoro episodes I watched as a kid. I dunno. But I found that leather was good. When a problem came along, I'd crack my whip and whip it good.

On a rainy Sunday afternoon with St. Pepper was playing in the background we ended the monopoly game when the bank was empty. Seth & I agreed I'd pay my iou's when I had a real job

His tearful hazel eyes met her amber, once filled with a childish joy. Now it was only pain. He desperately clung to her, hoping that somehow things would be okay.

Meanwhile, down at the yarn shop ... "Dang Mildred, did you see the caboose on that delivery guy?" "Haha yeah! He must work out!" *High-five* "Hey pass me a skein of the red angora

Before her arrival, the house became full of odd devices. The washing machine decorated mom's room. A hole was made in the wall, so that the pipe would get into the bathroom.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the fire arena!" said the host, grinning at the contestants. There were old and young, some as young as five and some as old as sixty-five.

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Are you the kind of man who can't tell from an arse from an elbow? Do you often mistake a victory sign for

The large man in the pink pants caught a frog.

The large man in the pink pants

An ice cream soda was all he wanted.He had this craving for a few days now and it was driving him nuts...Hummm,nuts...caramelized,warm nuts...No!No more cravings,no more sugar,no