Well, I found the rotten way. It's not that you only live once, it's that you only live stupid.

if you don't go to school,

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Say what you will but I have never met a bad idea I didn’t like.

They was driving in Yossemmiitty park and they sawed a cayotee. They got out and said cor look a cayottee. Then they all died.

Carbuncle, Cumberbund and Cumberbatch, it is all so confusing....

It's FoldingStory Christmas Party time yet again. Ho ho ho! SlimWhitman is belting out 'My Heart Will Go On' into the karaoke machine. Suddenly bells start ringing. It's a sleigh w

The Caring Meter in Care-a-Lot was drooping down toward the raincloud side as the rainbow crumbled and the bright, cheery colors of the Care Bears faded to a dull gray. Dark Heart

Once upon a time there was a lion

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I wrestled a bear once. It wasn't what you think, a bloody tooth-and-claw academy award winning battle for suvival. Oh, no. Let me explain... I was going camping with my

Once upon a time a young girl in Felanitx got lost on her way home from school.

If I do well on my exam,

The big day was here. My parents were driving and I was in the backseat. I was listening to my favorite band on the radio trying to stay calm

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"Wonder what would happen if all the lights went dark" I thought to myself after finishing laps at the indoor pool. And then all the lights went dark.

"Hihihihihihihi" said the spammer, still developing into a fully grown foetus. The scientists were shocked though, was it trying to communicate something? Something other than "hi"

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the elevator tried to break us down but we said oh no! lets go crazy! my surrealist skills are a bit hazy but i thought we could try it. just for shits and just for giggles

"But I just can't live without you, Marg!", Gregory cried. But this Margaret isn't the Margaret he had known, the Margaret he had loved. But still, even though Margaret has changed