Anne,the ant and Greg,the grasshopper made a cute couple,but conception was a problem.He vowed to take care of the kids while she worked and she was OK with reversed parts but

I think I've gone truly insane. I've given all of my imaginary friends FaceBook profiles, and update them regularly.

If I study English, I'll go to USA

Beside a dusty, smeared window sat a young man. He sat with his arms crossed, his left ankle resting on his right knee. Something streaking across the night sky caught his eye. It

Jacqui's burns were healing nicely now - she'd never use meths on Christmas pudding again! She put on a pair of new Christmas knickers & wondered why they had a bow at the front

"Stealing from children and murdering mimes, these are a few of my favorite crimes!" Julie Andrews was drunk again. She twirled into the groping mitts of the notorious producer,

Calvin was working the corner. Hobbes was on look out. Omar sat in a car, watching. Marlow rolled up in a Caddy.

The wind blew in through the open window.

"Stardate Now. We have engaged the Directionless Drive. Set a course, Ensign Prow." "But Captain, we're already here." Ensign Tarekwa played along, but her mission from Section 31

So he said "Wellll...?" I said "What you're asking is basically like asking if 2+5 is the same as 3+4. It is and it isn't. Asking is just an exercise in

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 BOOM. (Sigh.) I, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, BOOM (Ugh!) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, BOOM (ARRRGH!) Next.

My living room looks like the bottom of a pool.The walls are swimming pool blue & a ripple glass skylight covers the ceiling. At the deep end lies an inflated young Dustin Hoffman

All a zombie has to write on its shopping list is BRAINS, then underline it once or twice. But MY shopping list covers a whole used envelope, both sides. Problems!

Like the legend of the Phoenix, our ends were beginnings.

Gwendolen was going to end world poverty that morning, but instead frittered the time away on ebay bidding for oddly shaped vegetables. The postman knocked delivering a parcel

If a go to the cinema

His fingers whizzed along the piano keys playing a dashing musical atmospheric pulse around the concert hall. What the crowd didn't know is that these were the notes of a magical

SlimWhitman opened his eyes. Metal brackets secured him to a bed with a giant skill saw running between his legs. FatWhitman smiled and said, "Well, well, well...how are you

Sarah Smith was not surprised by Dossier.com's latest change of privacy terms. "Let all my seekers find me," she mused, "and let them be well-prepared for when they do." She was mo

The Tacoma's rear wheels skidded and fought for traction against the red earth of Diablo Canyon. A half moon shed light on the bits of falling rock. Then a loud 'thump' followed