I have billions of dollars, I am going to cure malaria. I have billions of dollars, I am going to run for president. I have billions of dollars, I am going to dress as a bat.

Sir Chivalry got fired from the National Global Local Gazebo Corporation.

Ned fingered the natural rubber teething ring in his hand, quickly formulating a plan as the Starfish-McMahan monster slithered slowly up the tunnel. Biting hard on the teething

I jumped. Then I changed my mind.

"MIND BLAST!" Ashe yelled as he put a hand to his temple, and put his other hand out. The soldier dropped to his knees in pain, gripping his forehead. "Nice moves, newbie!" Leo

Kane stared into the inter dimensional portal, into the abyss, her demise. “Walk forward, ma’am.” She was told. She didn’t want to die, to freeze or suffocate in space...

The pepper had a pleasant fruity flavor when Dave first bit into it, but in less than a second, he was almost convinced his mouth was actually on fire. He began to regret his decis

Thomas Carnacki knocked softly on the weathered grey seaside shanty. "Mrs Squidmore, I'm sorry for your loss and of course I would be happy to help with the phantasms you mentioned

Ordinarily, I would eat my meat before eating my pudding, but on this one particular day, when Vanilla Crème was the pudding flavor, I acted extraordinarily and ate my pudding 1st.

Jumping on the bar top in my platform shoes, I realized I was a different person than I thought I was.

My plan was simple. I had to switch bodies with a girl who ruined my life - but when I became close with her, things became difficult; she fell in love with me. What happened? Well

Whats to say? I was homeless. I got offered a job doing medical experiments. It involved zombies. I did some stuff and I am here now and they ain't. That is all I can say about it.

MoralEnd 15,000 ...

Growing up, I was told we weren't allowed to swim in the ocean. I always believed that was because we could get hurt and my parents were trying to protect us. Little did I know...

When I started doing PsyOps on Folding Story I was unprepared for the difficulty of the task of creating the trigger fold using Folding Story's character limit & time limit. Custer

Floating over the Rub'al-Khali desert the wind patterned surface cast by the eye of Ra looked like the finger print left by some enormous jinn. As the air cooled so did our balloon

So it turns out the reason 2016 was such a screwed up year was because of all the time travelers that are coming back to stop Trump. People used to go stop Hitler but now they try

This

Bang!!!!!!!

Aquell vellet va alçar-se del banc, va caminar cap el parc fins trobar aquella cova on tants moments havia passat de petit. Va entrar, va mirar els murs i es va posar a plorar.