He was gay, and she was ultimately stupid. This'd indeed happened many times before; with girls cuddling up to him in hopes of a new 'boo'. But Adam had no interest. He only wanted

We didn't think that our first contact with intelligent life from outer-space would be that dumb.

I flashed my brights as if to say 'Good morning!'. Then I passed & laid on the horn to say 'Thanks!' Then I slowed down & extended a greeting I'd seen other motorists use to relate

In the morning, i woke up from my bed to do my morning chores, when i woke up i was shock because in front of me stood a skeleton smoking and pointing a gun towards me

I and my friends went to the cinema threatre when, we got there the movie was about to begin, we quickly sat down and we started munching our popcorn somebody kicked our legs ....

IN MY CLASS DURING,ENGLISH LESSON I WAS DAYDREAMING ABOUT WHAT TO EAT FOR LUNCH IN THE CANTEEN.SUDDENLY, MY TEACHER STARTED CALLING MY NAME'RAHUL' STOP DAY DREAMING BUT I STILL

The mad gleam in his eye pierced the night, he said, "Smell this pit will you?" I looked at where his crooked thumb hooked towards. This was not going to be pretty.

Oh no. Oh God. The WiFi stopped working. What was she to do? How would she survive?

Scuse me while I kiss the sky.

"Two pennies and a dime, one yours and two mine." The baby brother argued that this wasn't fair, and that he was getting more. Tom replied that he was the eldest, so he deserved

I left the school building and got on the bus. As soon as we left the premises, I realized

My son finished raking leaves into a big pile & then abandoned it, explaining the bogey man under there swallowed his football. I smiled inside but the next day my car was missing

Once upon a time, two young cowboys embarked on a three day hunt. Four hours out of camp they came across a small herd of five pronghorn antelope. Roy pulled out his six-shooter.

I raised my right hand, said "I do" at the appropriate time, spelled my name, sat down, glanced meekly at the jury, and proceeded to explain to the whole courtroom why I had killed

Under the nom de plume, Groid Buttenberg, he wrote more than 36 Bodice-Ripping romances. Mabel Milkytoast, number one fan, wondered what his true name was and called the publisher.

One day I was walking down the road when, out of nowhere, Caroline came running up to me screaming

This is a dangerous country. It's known for killing the elderly on a large scale to reduce health-care cost. Old people wear bracelets with the text 'Don't kill me please', hoping

She shoplifted all the time. It was her "thing." She didn't feel guilty either because she knew that retail was just a hot bed of lies. It was her experience at the GAP that

I use this device to beat back the workers. It's cruel but a necessary component of

I had my finger on The Button. All I could think of was my mother saying "Oh relax, it's not the end of the world." But this time, with the wrong choice, it would be. I pressed