The Eternal Inflation Lecture Council gathered in the star chamber. The diamond secret had finally escaped. It was inevitable. As the Pulsar Chronicles had always said.

Sometimes it's important to worry about where you are going. Kately discovered this one night. Head down walking the street, she was engrossed in her twitter feed and did not

Nick knew something was wrong when he entered his house and saw a stranger sleeping on the floor with only undergarments, which was barely covering his private regions.

Maria moved to a town near Rio,up on a hill,where Pedro,Emperor of the Portuguese Kingdom and Brazil,used to spend his summers.Known as HydrangeasTown,Petropolis was to Maria an

Floating in a dead can in space. My air is almost out. Once this last bar is out I will only have the air in the 3 spacesuits that are still functional. So I had about 74 hours of

I wrestled a bear once. It wasn't what you think, a bloody tooth-and-claw academy award winning battle for suvival. Oh, no. Let me explain... I was going camping with my

One day I was walking down the street and I felt something reach up and grab my leg. I looked down to startled to see what it was and it was a....

"That is not the type of proposal I am making at all!" After tracking down Jen all these years later, it was the last reaction he expected. "The Oath. You remember? Taylor died.

Never again, it will never be the same as before that day. That fateful day that changed their lives for now and forever. They will never be together any more.

The mayor cut the ribbon. "I hereby declare.. this building... the largest strip mall... in North America!"

She was listening to "Glee." It keeps her soul alive.

Empire Beauty School's "Locks For Jocks" and "Call of Beauty" recruitment campaigns led to an influx of self-proclaimed "bros" in last year's freshman class. The impact on

See Dick drive. Dick drives a flashy car. Dick picks up Jane. They go to the drive-in movies. See Dick put the move on Jane. He's at first base. But he's not playing baseball.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune cookie must be in want of a

Reggies' boss liked to take potential customers for a round of golf to relax & help synch the deal, but when Reggie sent his ball into a sandtrap for the 3rd time, he got T'd off

The dark smoke was curling out of the crematorium tower again. That made four times this week. I pulled the blinds closed and put a kettle on to boil. My daughter's cough was worse

How about I tell you a story? A folding story? One that repeatedly folds and twists and turns until it can be folded no more. But then what? What do you do with a broken story?

It was crowned the "Starbucks Crash" by the mob and the press. The incident was notorious and retold with sneers and grimaces and became synonymous with

What the hell were you thinking when you stuck your head in the toilet and flushed? Good Lord, son, I thought you were smarter than that. Now look atcha...you're all wet and stinky

The crossfit games have a 166% year over year growth rate!