If I do well on my exam,

On May 12, 2015, at 3:04 PM, a band of pirates were counting their booty. On May 12, 2015, at 3:04 PM, on an island not too far away, shipwrecked orphans were building a fire to

"Canglisons and Tpridores! Are you ready for the Intergalactic Hippodrome Extravaganza!? On this Lunar Shadow, we present the main event: STONE CARNAGE MELEE'S!"

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Judge Reinhold looked down his nose at the worthless sacks of excrement displayed before him in his courtroom. "In all my years of judging, never before have I wanted so badly to

THE FOLDINGSTORY CODE. I'd been using FoldingStory for several months now. I noticed sometimes plots would resurface when all clues were lost. How was this possible!? I got chills.

He finds it hard to keep coming back to me when I continue to insult him for cheating on me every time he gets high.

"Two pennies and a dime, one yours and two mine." The baby brother argued that this wasn't fair, and that he was getting more. Tom replied that he was the eldest, so he deserved

"I am not a whore, but a space whore!" screamed the senile old man. Long ago he was one of our nation's brightest minds, but now as he sit in the retirement home I can't help but

Strange to say, but even though Hrengor the Beholder was my alt, it felt like we looked at each other when we discover that one of his alts, Arbo the Starmage, played yet another

Once Upon a time there was a princess who lived in a tall castle

Fufu. They were Siamese twin Siamese cats connected at the tips of their tails, which was convenient for moving about, you see, because their tails were flexible. Danger fell madly

The story of the future how can this be

So today was the worst day of my life. I was already late to my first class on the first day of school. I couldn't believe what I was greeted to when I entered the classroom.

Weak with recent illness, Wilma played her notorious hoax on Fred, she got Dino to get up on his hind legs and

The last write in ballot was read. The Election official's face dropped. He handed the ballot to the Official Recorder. The note had, in crayon, "Donald Trump."

There was a dog named Shakyr'a. She loved to chase squirrels more than usual because she could climb trees.

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you.. But they're not fruit. Beans beans, good for the heart the more you eat the more you.. Not so says epidemiology. Bean

Long ago, they buried the terrible secret. Almost nothing remained of their cruel masters but a few skulls buried errantly many feet under. They were extinct, now ponies were free.

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