The alien's name was Zippa Zappa. He was on his way to Earth to find the one true ring. Of course, this would be a journey that

Upon concluding business, Jim went to shake hands. His partner recoiled. "Sorry, I have a thing." And by thing, he meant tactile confusion. Hand sensations misfired to his genitals

The most important lesson you ever learn in this village is never to leave it. But a single square mile is not enough for some. They abandon us for the forest, never to return.

I thought to myself, "What if I was to

My tweed waterbed is the centrepiece of my boudoir. I use it to seduce outdoor types such as gamekeepers, assistant gamekeepers, gamekeepers mates and environmentalists. Rough twee

IN MY CLASS DURING,ENGLISH LESSON I WAS DAYDREAMING ABOUT WHAT TO EAT FOR LUNCH IN THE CANTEEN.SUDDENLY, MY TEACHER STARTED CALLING MY NAME'RAHUL' STOP DAY DREAMING BUT I STILL

I like Halloween There once was a crank that was very nice .It was Halloween night and when he trick or treated nobody gave him candy because he was to scary he He ate

If I do well on my exam,

These stream beds. These tree trunks. These mesa tops make my

I wonder what my grandmother would say. The entire house is destroyed. She never believed in bad things happening.

In lucid dreams, representations of your fears weren't supposed to actually BE your fears, right? Fears could not be physical beings. They were just feelings... right?

I couldn't help but to feel stupid. I had been reading the username as "Slim White Man" for over five years. I nearly broke by keyboard on my head as I slammed it onto the desk.

"Get away from me you creep!!" Amy could not understand why this weirdo kept on following her. At first she thought it was an innocent high school crush but then,

His bags were packed, his wallet was in his pocket, the taxi was outside, but something was missing. Something very important was missing. He runs back into the house and

I looked at my childhood home from afar. All my toys and things were being sold. My mom cried my dad clenched his fists I wish I could comfort them but I couldn't cause I was dead

I'm in a white room with no door. In the corner is a small girl, she seems to be crying. I start to run to her but a man gets in my way, "Who the heck are you?" He asks swinging

We were curled under the streetlight, its gentle glow eclipsing the moon. Snow drifted down past us, the green and blue lights on the street providing it with a quiet glow. We were

Gyveno kartą Zygimantas. Jis buvo uteniškis iš Ukmergės, bet po to atsirado Vilniuje. Keistas buvo Zygimanto gyvenimas. Norėjo mokytis, bet negalėjo

Sopping Wet Joe stopped sopping when he dried himself good. The towl was sopping, but Sopping Wet Joe sopped no longer. "Stopping sopping was the best

The robots gloated electronically for years after they wiped out humanity, but one day Robo Commander X13 detected an asteroid larger than the moon hurtling toward Earth. Instant