The ground was soft. Soft and warm. He looked down to see what kind of surface he was standing on, and it wasn't the ground at all. The grass between his toes was soft pale fur, th

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M. Night Shyamalan sat in his office, writing ideas for new script "..but the monster is, in fact, his brother-in-law. And there's another twist(!): He can be defeated if he drinks

Hundreds of years ago, our planet hosted a small human population. Despite an abundance of land and food, the greedy rich, as usual, hogged it all and forced others into servitude.

Heckabub and Juzzabub didn't have many options when it came to spooking the incarnate people of the Cosmos. But after their brief tour of Gary, Indiana, they wrote a song about it:

As I stepped out my door into the bright sunlight I couldn't believe what I saw. There it was laying in the dirt next to my garage, it was massive, it was as big as a car.

It was dark, and had been for a long time. So long that Mimi couldn't remember what light was like. That's why when she opened her eyes that October evening she was shocked to find

"Is that crocodile looking at me? I swear he just looked at me." I said as I nudged my friend next to me in the boat. "See, he just winked at me!" I said excitedly whilst pointing

If you wish upon a star. Makes no difference who you are. If you wish upon a star your

This is the fish of my dreams.

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She knows that it is going to be her day, whatever things happen, finaly she will be able to keep her promise to Dad. It was raining heavily outside, she lighted a cigar and

I had everything, a good life in fact. I was the most popular kid in high school, I had a caption of the cheer leading team, and I had a car. But then, I lost it all

This was Jeremy's first kickball tournament, ever.

The room was pitch black, but I could still feel his warm breath on my face. Tear streamed down my face as I wondered whether my sin was great enough for the punishment before me.

I watch TV and hear the click-click-click of our whippet's nails as she patrols between kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, and living room and back again. Then the clicking stopped.

"That's Mistress Banana Hammock, to you!" shrieked the old lady. I didn't have a clue what she was on about, I hadn't said a word to her, let alone called her a banana hammock.

"This licence is not valid for an oversized vehicle on Mars. Please step out of the rover Mr. Jeng." The alien pointed a glowing rod at him. Yen woke up in a cold sweat.

"I have only one request of you, my son," he said, his eyes bearing down on the child like anvils, "avenge me, should I die in battle." "Dad, you're only picking up milk."

"Time chases after us all." These words permeated the air around me like a foul stench as I ran. I could hear the never-ending tick-tock of the unseen clock. Not gonna make it