Paul was a midleaged men with a house and a car to pay for,a wife to please,two boys to raise...and a secret : he was completely,simply,totally

Drucilla was a very ample girl.

Jermaine Jackson ran into the pool house. Joe was shaving LaToya and Jermaine said, "I got an Idea, let's blend the old with the new, how about Quincy Jonas Brothers?"

"Ash, you moron," said Pikachu, "all these years and you still haven't figured out my true identity." Pikachu then unzipped a zipper in his back and revealed himself to be

You love Cowboy TV because

Like a fool I had taken the bait. The filthy red lipstick had put me right where she wanted me. If I drool now I might never make it. It's do or die time, first and ten, bottom

There was a time in my life when my feet were webbed.

Early morning chinatown: The head of Restaurant-owner Feng Ruilang found in a food display case of The Golden Dugong Restaurant, a case for Detective Jason Manatee

All that anybody could talk about was the huge amount of blood, but there was a lot more to this story about a crack deal gone awry than anybody really knew. For one thing, Henry

I understand why you wouldn't want someone to know that you used your own son as a guinea pig. Now he'll never be the same. He'll always be connected to the darkness in your soul

She twirled her chesnut curls around her fingers, her vintage flower print dress swishing past her swedish sofa, her japanese cat clock chiming in her ears. Her young face smiled.

meet jack. jack is my bestes friend. my parents say he doesnt exist. but if he didnt exist then how could we have burned all those houses and

You cant break up with me. We... I gave everything I had to you. How can you do this too me? She yelled. I'm sorry I said. It hurt to see her in pain. but what could i do?

Cables whistled between the wings as the bi-plane dipped beneath the cloud cover. How he was going to fight an alien armada was beyond him, but the neutrino Gatling he'd stolen was

The idea was never to go with the subway sandwhich diet. But when traveling coast to coast a foot long goes a very long way. Gas prices be that they are, leaves very little

I slid out of the way without comment, taking and putting on her sunglasses. When the officer arrived, Iris rolled down the window and stared blankly at him, waiting.

Cowboy TV got his friends Wizard Microwave, Pirate Phone, and Berserker Stereo together to take out Pimp Monitor and Ninja Radio once and for all! Their plan was to

Another holiday, another social obligation. I feign a look of interest and raise my psychic shields before I join the fray. I hate family gatherings. Ever since

Stepping out of the house, I knew there was something I was forgetting. I checked my pants. Present. I checked my chin for stubble. Absent. I wipe my nose and checked the back

Falling on my ass in the pile of dog shit would have given a refreshing sense of finality to the night but my reflexes kicked in and I spun in the air, landing on my hands and feet