Jimmy clipped the coupon from his Shazam comic book. For only $6.95 + S&H, he would own a Polaris Nuclear sub. He hoped it would be better than the Sea Monkeys. When the truck

It was festive. That's all he'd wanted from his Christmas and he was getting it, even though he'd never made it home. Who'd have thought a leather bar's Christmas Eve Freak Night

My skin began to crawl at the same time as my teeth started chattering. The thermostat was counting down like time's square and the shadow on the wall was not mine.

Try as he might he couldn't undo the tightly bound cords. It was clear he would either have to call for help or sleep in his shoes. What had started as joke was now

Roses are red/Violets are blue

Hace mucho tiempo estaba un cazador cazando en el campo. De pronto aparece su amigo Tedoro cuando de repente ve pasar a un lobo por detras de ellos.

I contemplated the idea of Karma for a half second until a flying crowbar crashed through my windshield and awakened me again. I took another deep breath and slammed the stick in

Jessie stepped on something. She heard a creaking sound - suddenly they librarys vast book case was toppling upon her, book cascading like a water fall of pages. She screamed. But,

The Super Tiny Ultimate Supreme Royalty Princess Pageant was the first of it's kind - a competition for fetuses. Moms went to extraordinary lengths to dress the girls in utero. The

Her penetrating stare bored into my brain. What the hell had I screwed up now. It wasn't Her birthday or our anniversary. It's June dammit what holiday did I mis? "What?" I ask

Jules rarely flexed her muscles, but it was about time she did. Mrs. Prisly from floor 7 had no idea what letting the kids have a party would do. How could she drink their tears

The coffee cup waited. Jan poured caffeinated rag water into it. It was the cup with Winnie the Pooh on it. Given to me by the Mexican cleaning lady. A lady I imagined naked but

The pirate robot factory blossomed into flames, and four shadowy figures lept from the inferno into the nearby grass. The squad of zombie ninjas consulted their trochee manual, and

The sobs were louder but were interrupted by a staccato of defiant grunts and the sounds of fists hitting flesh. I’d seen and heard plenty of street fights in my seventeen years

The soft fuzziness of her golden brown mohair jumper filled my every thought. The richness of her silver-gold tresses invaded my dreams. The smile of her eyes made me

Down to Earth! She was so tired of people telling her how she had to become more responsable,and that at her she should start thinking about her future...but Suse's single care was

I have never been here before. I smell newness that doesn't fit and taste fear on the lips of the woman I just made love to under the verandah. Tulips and cigarettes and loathing

I really shouldn't have been looking. But their blinds were open and I couldn't help myself. They were

"Yesterday has to be taken with a grain of salt", she said in her usual, quiet demeanor. Personally, I viewed it more as a Murphy's Law situation, because that's our luck when it

SHirley had spent the past ten years petitioning Cadillac to bring back the Landau roof. She met Ernie, at a vinyl rally in Detroit. She loved his commitment, he loved her boobies.