We would have made it onto the last ship to leave, but she said she had to pee. Now, we were marooned on the island as the

Although not available yet in the U.S., I’ve been watching the new BBC series, Outcasts, which is currently airing in the UK.

If local lore was to be believed, nobody had been murdered or decapitated here for hundreds of years. But history was written by the victors, and they were selling condos like

Dark scars from hundreds of bare knuckle encounters wove intricate webs on the backs of her hands. The officer caught site of that and took a second look at Lea's credentials.

So he went over to the station with all the goodies. He tapped nutmeg into his coffee. He squirted sugar free vanilla syrup into it. Then he poured out the creamer, thick red

So he threw the lightening bolt and it hit the whale in the blow hole. The whale grew and glowed and Zeus laughed. A dragon head came out of the Whale's back and

The most beautiful sunset you've ever seen becomes colorless when you realize you have no one to share it with and you left your camera at home. Often I prefer to be alone, but not

The first notes from his guitar shot through the amplifier like a bullet. Loud, distorted, ear-piercing noise. It was just how he felt, and he turned it up louder.

He was told not to read the book, but why the hell did the old man sell it to him, if not to read? When the demons started crawling from the hole in the floor, he began to wonder

“Oh no” escaped my lips. Suddenly I knew what I was doing for dinner that night. I looked over at the present next to the door nervously.

There used to be several ways of brewing a liquid as delicious as this one, but now, with sunset sky in short supply, there were hardly even enough cauldrons to brew it in. Because

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl.

The wall surrounding her, all at arms length, were slimey and wet. And dark, it was dark al around. She looked up where high above she say a point of light. Damn. In the well

I was walking through the streets of New York when suddenly, there was a gigantic earthquake. A chunk of the Empire State Building fell down and

The Doctor stepped out of the TARDIS to see the new planet before him, "Where have you brought me this time old girl?" he asked rhetorically....

Fine, you go ahead and start the car. Meanwhile, I'll finish putting rope around the children, burn the house and make sure the neighbours keep quiet. Just don't complain when

I wrote the final loop of the code. Nothing to do now but wait until the Reality Forge processed the incantation into a new world. This was my best yet. Filled with

He was filling out Christmas cards. One to Phil. Another to Aunt Gloria. He scribbled the usual crap. But when he read what he wrote he saw a confession for murder. For multiple

As a kid my mother gave me enemas. When I broke into the womens dorm and gave my first victim an enema the 'enema bandit' was born. The press and Zappa song made me famous.

Wind whipped around the corners of the buildings, sending scattered newspaper pages sailing down the street. The street, now empty, where just moments before