Then Mr grey ripped my clothes off and threw me on the bed.

It was hotter than blue blazes that afternoon. I took all my clothes off long ago. I should have listened to those armadillos who tried to warn me. It was obscurely clear that I

"Go ahead" I said. "Take one". I could tell everything I needed to know by what flavor Jolly Rancher each candidate selected. ~Apple~ Hmm, hadn't counted on that. This called for

I got back from the video store, walked in, and checked my messages. Thirsty, I grabbed a Tab from the fridge and settled into my favorite chair. Oh cool! Cheers was on, and it was

The unnervingly large toddler was sucking on an apple Jolly Rancher at the playground one day when out of the blue, he started to choke. His mother wasn't paying attention, so I

The servent boy fell to his knees at the Kings feet. The King looked down his nose at him with such disgust. "I here by banish you from the kingdom for commiting such a crime"

"A dastardly plan you say?" mused Vernon-droid "yes indeed" squeaked Vinny-droid Adam's face was inches away from the tiny TV screen as Droids his favourite show drew to a close.

The title of my story is 'What I Did in the Holidays'. Nothing.

I’m scared of this darkness. To wake up to this every single day is absolutely terrifying. My hands reach out for something, but I can’t feel anything. I have no clue how I landed

The soft glow filled the corner of the room and there he stood. I turned away quickly for fear had taken a hold of me and I just could not look him in the face. Was this for real

On the first day of Xmas my true love gave to me...

This fold is the work of genius.

Redemption was not something she ever thought possible.

How many fleas can stand on the edge of a push pin? Do flies like to eat gnats and if so do they attend a lot of baseball games? If I were to sleep upside down with my feet in a po

i have an asian friend his name is da balsakdoodle he is a good friend

Stan, Hell's silliest little demon, decided to take a vacation off from work. But the little silliest demon had not a clue where to go on vacation to! This was a pickle.

Which seat can I take? It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend! Tomorrow is Saturday And Sunday comes afterwards, I don't want this

She got up a 5am to prepare lunches for the kids. Today was gluten-free free-range chicken salad in sprout wraps served sushi-style in Etsy designed bento boxes.

Big Bob could still here the mantra "If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean." He quickly clicked away from the McD ad. "Have it your way." He relaxed & grabbed anoth

Yo momma is SO fat that when she farted, she was launched into orbit.