It's a dreary Sunday afternoon, and Martha has been starring at a blank screen for two hours.

Perhaps yea well perhaps I should have but, you know, I'm not some kind of, you know, and anyway, where were you? Where were you when this was all going on and it all happened?

"What of the Toad?" he asked. A reasonable question considering the situation he found himself in: a green gloppy soup decorated with lillypads filled the bath and

The night was colder than I expected, but I suppose that's what you get for walking barefoot in the snow.

I feel guilty because I have a conscience, but my conscience also says I did the right thing.

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"Later," said Angela Merkel huskily, "mit der whip und die kinky Bavarian boots." Obama, listening in on his secret red phone couldn't help giggling. "Who's she talking to?" he ask

Gaston sucked his biro. He really wanted to sign the 'Don't Touch My Whore' petition, but what if his wife found out?

Constable Plod pointed at the smoking gun. "Bollocks! This is not a smoking gun! It's a

"Punishment run these in a high-school rallies." Tribec reads, the three contestants try to think of the Jeopardy question, Phil taps in, blurts out, "

I eat reckless for breakfast; throw spoons across rooms and pop shrooms like balloons. I'm an omelet of lust. Bacon and cheddar, for worse or for better, I'll unleash my Beretta

The problem with the Nutcracker wasn't his wooden conversation or his gastly chops, it was in his noggin, the whorls of his brain like those of a walnut. He was crackin' nutty &

When the accidental arrangement meant that Cape's fingertips would have to be severed, he considered his options, as he always had whenever he was forced into a situation like this

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Luis was making a pizza delivery south of the border. The customs officer asks him if he has anything to declare. "Solo un cheese pizza officer an' 2 colas." "I smell anchovies

Lightning streaked across the sky and the trident rose to catch it. The charged weapon was now ready to be handed by the gods to a mortal worthy enough to carry it. His name was

A long time ago in 1988, a man named Albert bought a boom box. The boom box was loud and Albert's neighbors were

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I never really thought I'd die, it just sort of happened.

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