Ryan, come over here and look at the screen... It's the damnedest thing... I delete this piece here... and *poof!* Delaware's gone.

John was nervous about his audience with the pope, but he was sure he could convince him to sponsor Pabst Blue Ribbon. Why not pop a tall boy during mass instead of serving wine?

Once upon a time there was a Princess, named Ashley, who was banished to the evil town of Statesboro. There she attended the boarding school Georgia Southern.

The butterfly landed on the flower, it's wings threatening to sail away in the wind. But the ant, in the stamen looked up and said something really harsh. "Is it true that

It was a good day for Sarah JP Dark when she found the stash of estrogen. She took one of the syringes and pushed it in her thigh. She could almost feel them growing in her

Arms flailing wildly, he broke the surface. Desperately gasping for air he reached out hoping to find something, anything, he could float on. That's when he noticed the

Tonight seems weird. I got home and

A thousand years of war. A thousand of solitude. Immortality had exacted its price

Tippity witchity.

I'd heard about the lunar flare but didn't pay it any mind until my skin started peeling after a long walk through the humid night. I'd taken off my shirt and my back was now cover

I was sleeping in my room all alone and when I woke up I was in another room and suddenly!

It was too much really. Precious memories was playing & I couldn't recognize anyone in the photo album. I needed help. I took the album and ran out the door. Only if anyone could

Sharon was peckish, and Tara was sheepish... Between the two of them, it was turning into a real zoo of unchecked primitive impulses. Both were sisters, which might have explained

At the time it seemed like a great idea. Walt''s bachelor party would be Where's Wally themed. We dressed him up in the trademark red striped shirt and cap and told him to hide in

Hold up, wait a minute let me puts some pimping in it. the party don't stop till 8 in the morning!!

I tried to put sea salt on her red alarming lights, she guides me through the night but I don't want to go home. I want to feel alive, and I know she did too; time was running out.

With the ability to fire string better than Spiderman, to grow faster than a steroid abuser and even to create life, the penis is a man's most prized possession. This is what

Estaba en el embarque para Guadalajara, cuando vi a una señora vestida de fiesta y sin maleta, esperando un vuelo. Yo sabia! Ella iba para el matrimonio de su amigo.

I believe a man is a product of his mind so what he believes he becomes. So I became a vigilante, a anti-hero, or a modern day robin hood some would say. I fight for Justice

"Better living through chemistry," said the man in the lab coat to the staring camera lens. Eyes glittering & smile polished, they gave credence to the promise his words spoke.