It was only when he looked back at this moment, that he realised what was so odd about it. Despite all the work he'd done, so much research and so much preparation, this was the

As he sat at the bar wondering how his life had been incredibly dull up to this point, he was suddenly and inexplicably struck by

I saw three people, each bound and tied to a pole. A tall, obese man with short hair, an average height man in a leather coat, and a voluptuous woman. I pulled the trigger and

My stepdad's a real tosser. He used to ask me 'So, Tommy, on the whole, how many girls have you kissed?' and smirk to himself. He's most of the reason I bailed out at 14 and live

Jimmy didn't understand? Why was he in jail? "All I did was connect the dots as my teacher showed me." "Well yes" the policeman said " but these dot were on an in use Bikini. She's

Un dia un extraño forastero hiba paseando por el campo cuando de rrepente escucha un tiro. Ba corriendo para ver que pasa y escucha otro tiro, entonces se dio cuenta que habia caza

My life as an on-call phone-answerer for rickets telethons wasn't all glitz and glamour.

His beanie said it all. The blonde "dreds" finished off whatever the beanie couldn't say. He worked at the "Genius Bar" in the local Apple Store which pretty much meant

Lady Gaga strode down the red carpet in a dress made entirely of live babies clinging to her pale, nude body. Little did she know.

She was pissed off and really needed a cigarrette but it was her last one.Chris couldn't decide either to save it for later or to burn the thing right now.Fights about money drove

So, the other day I was drowning my sorrows at the local bar, when Mr. Clint Eastwood himself came up to me, and said "Hey kid, crying is for babies, come with me." And so he took

My mom gave me a lollipop so i ate it and then i passed out. I woke up and in the chucky cheeses ball pin and got up then passed out again and woke up in the mall with this

One day, I was at my friends house and we were going to go to Walmart. We decided to run there instead of driving there, so when we were running there we saw a talking and dancing

Once upon a time, there was a princess who lived in a shining castle made of ...

In 2012 the world is said to end on they Mayan Calender (December 21st), I would

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After angrily looking around for my charger i realize that

Socked in again, she thought as she looked over the lagoon.. "The weather man is on crack," and knows nothing about Alaska

Hurricand Irene is comming to the eastern coast to create havoc, first thing I'd save would be...

Oscar the Grouch was pissed. All this Greening of America crap meant way less trash for him. He was "Green" before the hipsters co-opted it. He needed to get even so he