One day, I died.

World War XVII started when the Allied Axis (Botswana, Nepal and Slovakia) declared war on their greates rivals: Vietnam, Alabama and The Elephant Republic Of El Salvador.

"It's quiet... too quiet." he said as he tripped over the cat.

Once upon a time there was a little girl.

Cookie Monster, Godzilla, and Mothra decided to meet for brunch.

Sara signed her note, garlanded it with hearts & passed it to Patty who passed it to Sammy. He opened it: "I like you. Do you like me?" He wrote a reply & passed it back: "maybe."

"I wonder how long it'll take to become famous." Miley said, fixing her blonde wig. "It'll take longer with that wig." Said her agent. "Just shave your head and twerk." "Ew, no."

Thrashing through the Oslo in a 400 horse Protégé

Quantum Gent and Solara visited James "Zhoriax" Smith in his new condo on Mars. He had never gotten over the catastrophe of 78 aeons ago, but he put on a cheerful demeanor for the

Robbie dodged the vicious crowbots of Detroit and got home with his new endovisks. But instead of "Hunger Maze 37", by mistake the shopkeeper had wrapped up "Magic: The Whole Art".

Welcome to the Turtle Super Express bound for Land of the Dancing Cranes, next stop:

Sam was absolutely so stressed out due to this Volunteer Job Fair that she has no way of getting to, that's being held on Long Island, NY. Her best-friend already let her down, dri

Once there was a bat he hated getting head butted by baseball and he was finished he was so jealous so he quit.

Pastor Billy Bob's Bible: When God got done makin' all the varmints of Creeayshun, he was plumb tuckered an put up 'is boots, sayin' "This here's Sunday. Don't get up a sweat

Charles sharpened his pencil for many hours. The shavings kept on falling to the floor amounting to a mountain. Hilda then attempted to climb this mountain but found it challenging

"Hmm Hmm, And what have we hear? Some sad, washed up little sapling that tried to take the whole river instead of sticking to his puddle. And for that he almost drowned." She spat

It became very clear to me that this is where I need not to be. I have decided to continue my passion for dance elsewhere. Because I was told No I am not good enough!

Jacob awoke with his chest hair on fire. Betty was bending over him fanning the flames with a copy of New Scientist magazine. Jordan grabbed a bottle of San Pellegrino fizzy water

Theo might have been dreaming or might not; he was in one of those places where the borders between the two became indistinguishably thin, but he did not know that. Slowly he crept

"Happy New Year!" said the waif sloshing the champagne around and tipping his top hat. 2014 sat drunk in a corner leaning on his scythe "Just you wait..."