Sally was starting to panic about lima beans. She knew they existed, both canned and frozen, but the stores had never heard of them, and Google turned up nothing. Was she going

I had been collecting my sweat for two years now. I kept it in mason jars. Thousands of them littered around my trailor. I was proud of my collection. I had names for each jar.

I don't like to criticize children to their face because basically I don't want to be accused of sabotaging anyone's "self-esteem" but some kids are

I was sitting outside when a little green man started yelling, "Help!" I approached him and said, "With what?" he motioned to his spaceship and I went in. Our ship teleported to

I was in my room when i saw a spider and it bit me. I turned into spiderwoman and got green goblin and then i was on my way home when another spiderwoman came up and it was on, so

Eating only lentils for six years is actually pretty good for the guts, or so my doctor told me when I was finally released from observation. It was the protein sauce that had swol

once opon a time i so did not wanted to do this but

once the dial had been twisted all the way to the right, the hum was incredibly loud and the strobes were disorienting ! why someone would want to install so many safeties into

The old gravedigger stared down into the pit. He propped himself on his shovel and rubbed his chin. Well, this was unusual. He had never had a corpse sit up and stare at him.

An orc and an elf, imagine that. I never thought my son would ever get out of these mines, let alone find such a pretty thing to marry. An adventurer... who ever heard of that from

It was just one of those days where I knew I woke up on the side of the bed, but couldn't help myself when I felt the anger coming. Shrley was asking for it when she

The part of me that is a former graphic designer is intrigued and appalled by this technology.

Disco balls are really the ultimate accessory. They are so versatile and really do snazz up any outfit. Too bad my boss seems to think they are a perfect substitute for a nice set

Ch. 2: "Sure, as Hands of Glory go, this one is rather tacky, with all its pop culture rings." Grace Zabriskie wouldn't have been my first choice to play Marie Laveau, but somehow

Her lips were as cold as her hands. He leaned close and caressed her blonde hair. It was streaked with dirt now. He wanted to cry, but no tears came. He was so sore from digging.

Stan's father worked in the landfill, just like his grandfather had. Stan wasn't so sure it was for him. It didn't help that everyone called him Stinky.

The first day of school was so

The telephone rang but I was in bed sick and di not want to get up. However, what if it was someone trying to check on me? So i forced myself out of bed and across the room to get

Hi Mom, Just wanted to say thanks for that birthday card and check. I'll probably get myself some new shirts or something. See you next Tuesday! Love, Pat.

The early spring had caused everything to come up too fast and blossom all stunted and misshapen. The buds simply didn't have time to form before bursting open. "Quasimodo" came to