"Bad proofreader, bad BAD proofreader!" Zelda glared. "All you've done is introduce fresh errors to the typesetters' pristine proofs! Have you been smoking in your office again?"

This is the story of a girl, who cried a river and drown her boyfriends fish. She looked so sad and needed some cheering up and.....

He turned her hand over and found the money she had been sure was in her pocket. How could he have lifted it and put it there without her noticing. As she was piecing it together

What ... the ... f*ck?!

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I woke up in the morning and I walked out the house I was at my bus stop when I realized

The tiger loped through the high jungle, only a smattering of sunlight reaching through the thick canopy to land on his striped (pronounced stripe-ed) hide. She stopped when she

So I said to Larry "Look, if I can hit this wiffle ball over the Great Wall of China you have to eat the entire jumbo size pack of Swedish fish." Larry nodded and tossed

He let the meter expire. The meter maid came, and as she wrote a ticket he through the skill saw blade and hit her in the neck. A man walking a dog saw the whole thing and

Two Helmets marched into the room. They meant business because they had rakers. He could see their ComLights twinkling. The Borg turned him over to them.

The day was warm. I'd never felt the sun before, and the warmth coming from it was greater than that of any fire.

"Yeah, that's my art on the wall." She said, smiling at the man in the suit. The suited man smiled and said, "This entire coffee shop is my art." Howard Schultz then smugly

The Tuesday that the Anything boxes arrived for everyone was the day that civilization, as we know it, ended. By Thursday,

"husa husa husa com belli ona susa. husi ho husi ho husi ho ho ho"

She was attractive enough, even with the crooked nose and the thin scar that created a bare line through her eyebrow, but she was the kind of woman who didn’t wear make-up and

YOU, SHALL NOT PASS!! cried Gandalf, as the postman entered through his front gate. "Hi there Gandy, you got a parcel from a Mr.... Treebeard?" Gandalf swung his staff and the

It was amazing, that a lost tribe dwelled in the center of Nickolodeon's amusement park at the Mall of America. They were discovered when

Once again the poker room at Aria was his undoing. His ace high flush was defeated by the babiest of straight flushes. His life savings lost, he turned to the waitress and asked

He had made a Land Rover out of Crack, and had decided to drive across the country in it and

So I was walking out of school one day and I tripped down the stairs. It was probably the most embarrasing thing I've ever done. As I was lifting myself up off the ground