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Running toward me was the most adorable Labrador i had ever seen.

Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils.

"The name's Bond. James Bond."

"WARNING: world catastrophe imminent, please proceed to the nearest space elevator and follow directions from there!" The message blared down the empty streets, papers fluttering

Once upon a time there was a teacher.

Being dead sucks ass.... I should know. I've been dead for just over an hour, and it feels like bloody eternity already. There's a crow approaching. Shoo! Leave my corpse alone you

My stubborn independence wasn't safe here. Reality hires too many impetuses of change to plot against me (stimuli, my ex, etc.). I curled up in a box with my cat, Li'l Schrödy, and

I took a doughnut and throw like ninja weapon at my big brother, who was hiding under his bed.Suddenly, i heard a crash under my house.When,i look down the doughnut had killed ...

Adam stared at himself in the mirror. He looked at the scar on his chest. He remembered that he got it from

This fold is dedicated to Mrs. McGurk and her magic rolls.

Do you believe in love he asked me? What if it was at first sight? Could you have the belief that this very night i fell in love with you and your beautiful soul?

No, It couldn't be.... but it was in my room staring at me. It was looking at me as if it had some authority to be here but this was my room.

Soft little Muff Muffin had been quiet too long. The day was grey and sad. How had Mitchy let poor little Muff Muffy get near that

Misty DuPre. 8472 Rose St. Objective: Challenging and rewarding career in sanitation management restructuring via redundancy analysis. Skills: Restructuring, Sanitation, Analysis,

Shhhh. This is the mysterious pencil place.

"WHY?!" he screamed. as his mom rushed in, to find her son having a nervous breakdown on the floor. "What's wrong, honey?!" He replied: I read Cupcakes! Again! Why Pinkie Pie, why"

"Well dude, you've been saying put a camera on me, put a camera on me. Well, put a camera on me. Jesus!"

I have a serious question:

Took my next left foot jump and bet it against that other thing I did in the past that you all are mad at me for, still. Only my pride covered my bet. Snake eyes never looked so g