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نظر البحّار إلى الأفق من مركبه مسنداً السنّارة على كتفه. لا يزال يتطلّع إلى بلوغ اليابسة بلا جدوى. كانت الشمس ساطعة في السماء الصافية، فاشتد عليه الحر و الجوع على حد سواء

I think I might be a porcupine because a porcupine would feel just like I do right now.

"Now you must die!" said the knight and lowered his lance at Tom Cruise. He was a celebrity in King Arthur's court.

Mackenzie Loomis- More than 10 people a year are killed by vending machines.

"WHERE'S MY MONEY?".

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His fingers whizzed along the piano keys playing a dashing musical atmospheric pulse around the concert hall. What the crowd didn't know is that these were the notes of a magical

Seven places I wanted to go before the end of this short existence were, Mongolia, Basc, Cameroon, New Zealand, Greenland, Iceland, and, Antarctica. But it's ticking down the time

Omni schmeetna, dos brooach peevno. Calenti opposum snided crass fwatt-twats. "Vo inc ra meatta?" Calenti russed. "No," replied Thelma. "There is no way I'm gonna do that."

"And now, by the power of Grayskull, I pronounce you Masters of the Universe!" They kissed and a thunderbolt struck the ground where they stood. A chasm opened.

The drought was one for the ages, a threat to the five clans of Rukha. They each sent a matriarch to the Meeting of Trunks. Urhuum made a sign with her scratch stick in the clay,

Once there was a young woman who got lost in the big city. She wandered for hours.

I think he was in love with her.

GROG COOK MEAT! "Ah, my dear chap but have you tried this?" I took the bread and put it on a stick over the fire. The cave man looked quizzically. "This is toast." GROG LIKE TOAST!

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ركض اللص ما بين الأزقّة و الطرقات، هارباً من الشرطي الذي لم يكف عن مطاردته منذ خمسة دقائق. حمل اللص مسدّسه في حزامه و كيس النقود على جانبه الآخر. في نهاية الطريق، وجد اللص نفسه مقا

"What's this?" Dr. Foldenstein cackled. "A new fold! Freshly unfurled this morning. Mmmm this one shows promise. No telling where it could go. Perhaps this calls for a

Would you rather for 10 minutes have to hang onto the top of a car going 100 mph OR try to stay on top of a hot-air balloon in the sky?

The luminous figure, off to the East, was known as the Beauty Bell Tower, where all the birds gathered to chirp their tune. Where many luscious flowers threw, ripe for the picking