Stickman's parachute didn't open.

The universe is vast, and cold, and dark.

Old Space Ranger Tuggie McGee, 203 years old, was on his deathbed, or more accurately, in his Reuse Tank. He said Rosebud & died knowing it was ok to not know Morse Code afterall.

it was time for some affirmative action to reninstate gender balance on the whole sacrifice-the-virigin-to-the-gorilla social more. The social justice warriors tied the groom to a

It's so cold in the office where I'm interning. I have to take a sweatshirt with me, even though the weather outside is scorching.

I opened the valentine. Inside were 4 plastic corn cob holders and a card that read: "I want to kiss you behind the ears." That's it. Nothing else. And it wasn't signed.

"It's my birthday today and I demand a life-sized cake sculpture of my likeness!" Juliyah stomped her heel-clad foot childishly. Papa Poot, her adoptive father, was reddening at

حضّرت سبيكة مكوّنات وجبة الغداء و صفّفتها على الطاولة. عاينت "المقادير" مطوّلاً مفكّرة إلى نفسها عن انطباع زوجها الذي سيتناول الوجبة لاحقاً، متمنيّة أن تحوز على رضاه أخيراً

Tom looked over the potato, carefully. "Hmm."

وقف البطل الخارق الملقّب بـ(كويتي مان) على قمّة برج التحرير، و رداءه الملوّن بألوان العلم الثلاثة يرفرف من خلفه مع الريح. يتأمّل المدينة من فوق و اذا به يشاهد عمليّة سطو مسلّح على

In 2013 ETS replaced its PRAXIS exams for future teachers with a new, simpler one- the Voight-Kampff test. In the first 5 minutes of testing, over 75 future teachers were revealed

He breathed in the silence. It was his oxygen. Living in the Shadow Lands had chilled his metabolism. But he also could kill without retribution.

I would put something creative and novel into the new story box, but, i am very low on inspiration. So, um, there was a man named Bob. No, scratch that. His, no, her name is

Bart pushed himself away from the table. Nothin' like "All-U-Can-Eat Lamb Fries Night" at Sam's Truck Stop. Bart waved away the coconut creme pie he was offered and belched.

My name is Tess, and I'm an alien. Life can get weird like this, but I've learned to act normal, at least. Except that one time...

Agent B52s Tricky mission: find a Cure for the Broken Social Scene. His contact said he’d find a Gold Panda At The Drive-In, under a pile of Cardigans behind the Dirty Projectors.

Working as a pizza delivery driver had never been a goal of mine. I'd wanted to be a ghost hunter. But tracking down the paranormal didn't put pizza on the table. But last night,

This is a test...and a testament to trying new things. After all, what is the definition of insanity???

"It's best to die happy, but it's nice to live happily as well. So I'm afraid the girls are going to have to go fetch that boy in the hall before he bleeds out all over my new

My cat made me follow her outside to spend the night in her world. She showed me where a puddle of water was and left me a nice lizard, but let me pick my own place to sleep. Th