The fishwife knew perfectly well the herring was off, but she sold it anyway. It was a matter of principle she told herself. What self respecting fishwife would keep a herring that

"I will always add to a fold which has mustard in it." she said. We shook our heads. What world was she living in? Her rapid mental degradation had shocked our family to the core.

Back in the day, there was no such thing as Ephemerol to dull the mental noise of the ninnies. So when a great clamor arose over Shanyang's crusty boastings, Lao-tse headed for the

The villains sat at their weekly gathering, tired of a long day of scheming, planning, and conniving. One of them ordered a cup of coffee, while the others pondered over the menu

It isn't every day that I day but almost.

Suddenly everything went black and she couldn't see. She felt the ground shake below her as if it were to open up and swallow her whole.

Ivan stared at the happy couple dancing in the middle of the room. They were showered with red and pink lights. Ivan seethed his teeth and blinked when a green light flashed

Carl was scanned the text displaying on his screen, "Click here to download GeniusLog to improve your web browsing tools and experience," it said, but Carl just wanted fold stories

In the morning I have to go see my new therapist. i don't think I want the prodding again. But I know I need it. Ever since the Shrub was elected my affiliation w Consensus Reality

My living room looks like the bottom of a pool.The walls are swimming pool blue & a ripple glass skylight covers the ceiling. At the deep end lies an inflated young Dustin Hoffman

Well, I found the rotten way. It's not that you only live once, it's that you only live stupid.

"Where's your crown, King nothing?"

You know you're getting hotter and you know that your life is in danger with every second. What do you do? Run? Fight? Beg for forgiveness? Only you can change life's fate when

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful but horny princess.

Stale milk dripped from the walls and the ceiling smelled as if it were made from dung. One day, after the triple-eared guard gave me my food, I finalised my escape plans.

I'm so confused about all this sexuality talk. When we were kids it was simple, you put on the fake raccoon mascot head, hide out in the bushes and try to find someone else in a

Charles was lost in reverie at this face that she had loved. He seemed to see again something of her in it. It was a marvel to him. He would have liked to have been this man.

Grato told his brother last. "I won the one-way ticket to Mars." Santuur imploded. "I need to go, bro. The structures are mapped. I need to see for myself, to touch the glyphs, to

In the aphotic depths of the mind, the Negative Thoughts huddled together to plot a coup d'état. The most destructive ideas were generated by the Nay Sayers who were pessimistic

The technician poured in a loose collection of nuts and bolts, and then screwed shut the panel on the back of his skull. "Back to work!" hollered the boss, as Kevin rattled back to