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It all started when Lucy kissed Jermaine.

I think that nachos are yummy. They are cheesy and they have a bold flavor. I think the chips compliment the cheesy madness. Also if you add some jalepenos it will be spicy.

Jenna wondered how anyone could be so cruel, how anyone could steal HER barbie doll with purple hair. However Jenna wasn't bright and couldn't find an answer. So

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Don't let your meatloaf.

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When you wait for the cable guy you get bored. When you get bored, you experiment by placing the toaster in the microwave. When you microwave a toaster

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There was a time, aerosol spray was the future.

Christmas shopping ideas for my spouse: undersized green bikini briefs with a red bow around my 'package'? Surprise minivaction to local hotel with wellness pampering for two?

One of the flayrods had gone askew, apparently, on the treadle.

I stared at the bonus point problem on my chemistry exam. My God! I not only knew how to solve it, I understood its significance. I looked up at my professor. She knew that I knew

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The boy was walking across the bridge when?

What is the center of gravity?

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