Ryan Dubberke was wiggling in his seat because he couldn't stand sitting still and not playing baseball for more than 10 minutes. He was a die hard baseball fan. He liked pink too!

I looked tomy dock and thought that I saw Travis Mcgee and Myer sitt5ing topside of the "Busted Flush", but no. Travis and company were from the never were, and ravis and company

The server logs confirmed that the file had been downloaded from his IP address and using his ID, but he denied any involvement. I thought about '24' as I called the boss to

The machine sat silent in the centre of the room, its blades and hammers glistening in the dim light. Bill stared at the large button marked "Do not press." His eyebrow twitched.

One day, a person was walking through a forest. Then, he saw a group of bears screaming a running.

I'll just fall asleep, right here, in class. While the teacher isn't looking and everyone else around me is focused on the screen. I can finally start dreaming about

I strangled the left neck of poor Gripple, blood seeped through my fingers. Gripple's eyes were closed, it felt like it was over. Then he shook violently and I was happy that his

A businessman, milkman, and a mailman walk into a bar.

No one thought the snow would pile up so fast. But at 2:00 when school was over, it was clear to everyone that we wouldn't be going home.

Ugh my mother makes me so mad. After are argument lastnight i was so upset. I mean really was it that bad of a request? All I asked for was to

Once upon a time there was a family that lived on a farm. They were not making ends meet. It seemed that every time the farm was about to make money, some of the crops would die

Personally I think this is very weird. Sitting here waiting for someone to add to a story is time-consuming. Let's make this story interesting. I'm starting it with one word, door.

When winter comes to the snowy plains of Nebraska, the trees turn a misty white. A chill fills the air and a little boy, named Ralph, jumps for joy as a snow day begins.

Tesla took another swig absinthe. One more twist of the brass screw, and his Earthquake Machine would be complete. There was a knock on the door, "Maid service!"

I couldn't believe what had just happened. My heart raced and my head pounded. Was I dreaming or could this actually be real?

By the time the parachute opened there wasn't time to prepare for the landing, all I could think was I wish I asked her

Yo momma is SO fat that when she farted, she was launched into orbit.

My name is Ola. I'm 10.

When you look at yourself in the mirror and see a bag of ass, you think of where you went wrong. Was it my career? My cat? Or maybe just because of that one time at band camp.

I propose that we pool our risk and enter a contract of utmost good faith underwritten with my heart.