I was at an avant garde concert. It was super quiet & then BANGBANGBANG!! a helluva noise. The 6 month foetus in my womb starjumped into my lungs. Would that permanently affect it?
9 years, 142 days, 3 hours, 59 minutes, 17 seconds
Crap! Once again her treacherous fat fingers had unleashed a blank fold that screeched Nana na nah nana!!! at her, daring her to not tremble and wet her pants. With a
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"President only eats half of his meal at worlds best sushi bar" blared CNN. George turned down the volume. The story brought it all back up. George's bowel trembled as he hurried
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My father was a cat herder, a wily wrangler of domestic short-hairs. It was not an easy job but someone had to do it. Sometimes when he came home from an especially long ride,
8 years, 299 days, 11 hours, 30 minutes, 6 seconds
If I start a story...
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"One more hour, then I can get out of here." He whispered as he checked his watch. Only one of the doors was closed. He could hear something in his office.
8 years, 113 days, 1 minute, 7 seconds
The Road is everywhere. Wherever you, the reader, are at this moment, there is a road, maybe several, nearby. Your whole life is on a road going somewhere & there might be no comin
3 years, 316 days, 12 hours, 46 minutes, 18 seconds
If I start a story...
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One cold night on old Mars, Jherek Manatee went down to the canal and began to croon: "I am a lone starfaring stranger, traveling through these worlds alone. There is no
9 years, 154 days, 1 hour, 10 minutes, 57 seconds
The Australian Exchange student had an ass. The host family refused to allow it in their apartment. It had never occurred to her that they might not allow her ass in the apartment.
2 years, 57 days, 2 hours, 31 minutes, 8 seconds
"But professor, ma'am, you're half-asleep!" "Heh, I can do science in my sleep. Being merely half-asleep is just overkill." She tongued her lucky prosimian skull and mixed the blue
9 years, 128 days, 17 hours, 37 minutes, 40 seconds
To kill. It's great. I prefer slicing. Slowly. Fast. How ever the fuck they deserve it. Or how ever the fuck I feel like it. Welcome to the mind of a serial killer.
8 years, 83 days, 50 minutes, 36 seconds
She found him repulsive & lousy at foreplay, but Eve had no choice; Adam was the only man on Earth. He ravished her every full moon; she endured 8 miscarriages before Cain was born
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Our village's peace was shattered one pleasant autumn day when Lady Constance and Reverend Parkins nearly came to blows over the topic of green tea. The repercussions of that dis
9 years, 113 days, 1 hour, 10 minutes, 7 seconds
He watches them play. They are inside a giant glass bowl, but they don't know it. He is on the outside. Except the glass bowl speaks to him, about what they do. It says satirical t
9 years, 95 days, 23 hours, 25 minutes, 47 seconds
I work out a lot but I do not like it. Ya know that guy that you see at the gym and you say, "Wow! that guy is HUGE!" Well, that is not me, I don't even like that guy. I do like w
6 years, 74 days, 4 hours, 7 minutes, 3 seconds
When live gives you lemons, you make lemonade, that's the obvious answer. But when...
6 years, 322 days, 9 hours, 23 minutes, 28 seconds
So she writes. She creates the most simplistic, annoying, horrid stories, and for what? Oh, that's right, because she's bored. So she forces us to suffer with her by reading her st
7 years, 163 days, 1 hour, 14 minutes, 26 seconds
Please place towel on the floor if you need a new one. As a small step to saving the environment, we suggest you use your champagne chiller as a penis beaker. -The Hotel Staff.
9 years, 110 days, 13 hours, 53 minutes, 38 seconds
I have all the Elton John life-size collectable "living dolls" from the Tyrell Corporation. My favorite is Tiny Dancer - she's SO tiny, only comes up to my knee, and holds me
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