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Finally, it was my turn. It was my turn to show the crowd and my country that I made it here for a reason and that reason was to win Gold. I had practiced for years and gave up

It was a difficult climb, especially with 20 kilos of coffee super-glued to my eye-lash. About 400 miles from the summit the eccentric eagle of Essex

"Private,engage the Brute.Master Chief 117,get into the Banshee vehicle."radioed sergeant Johnson. "UNSC!Destroy the Master Chief at once."shouted the prophet of truth toconvenant

Be careful what you wish for, for instance; don’t fold souls into inanimate objects of papery wrath.

For dinner tonight, I'll start with a single pea. It will be buttered and slipped into the center of a scallop, which will then replace the yolk in a hard-boiled egg. The egg will

Agra had an interesting part-time job. He worked at a casino at the downtrodden part of town. It functioned like an ordinary casino but the customers were unique, to say the least.

The turtle just sat there and stared at him. Two could play at this game. If this bastard wasn't going to blink then the turtle sure as hell would not blink. Stare down.

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It was long past time. One night, Adrian, Gareth and their flatmates turned off the telly and the internet, and joined the magickal battle for Britain. King Alfred's shade raised

I was distracted by the unpeeled orange on the counter. I thought, who would leave an orange unpeeled like this? What kind of monster? What kind of sick, twisted, evil, wicked

A misterious bright object was spotted on the surface of the Moon. It was moving slowly and often changed the direction. The day after, it was in all the newspapers - all over the

It was too bad Rollo found out he had the blood of English Kings when he was homeless & eating out of dumpsters. He found a prepaid DNA ancestry kit in the trash, spit into it and

Descriptive Writing

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess that lived in a castle in a forest. She was living the life of luxury: food, dresses, shoes, pets- anything she wanted.

The world turned cold and dark as the dragon, Grist, soared over the city. Zand felt a sudden rush of hopelessness and panic as he said, "I thought they were all dead!"

On the 1st Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Partridge Family Christmas Album.

There's always something wrong with people. Some people just fail to notice what it is that is strange about, say, their best friend or mom. So...what is wrong with me?

"I'm lonely." he lamented in desperation. "I'm missing people in my life. I need someone." He turned to face me. I could only stare at him, speechless. He turned towards the window

The white blob of Ceres really just wanted to be left alone after all it had been through and thought it had found a safe haven, but NO -- now even the dimwits of Earth were