Did she like to gamble? Man, that Melanie could get a craps game going in a nunnery. She went to Vegas once

There once was a website that was very similar to my own.

I voted today.

Talk about a bus load of trouble. This animal strolls up, enters and sits down with all the other passengers like it's a

Standing atop the desert plateau, I peered through my scope and casually picked a target. No one in particular just some

It is possible to steal an infant from the hospital, if you do it just right. You do not even need to use a disguise, if you simply

The clown's real name was Dan, but everyone called him Danny Buckles after he got a tranq dart stuck in his

*CRASH* If he's told her once, he's told her a hundred times not to place wine glasses close to the alarm clock. However

One day a half crazy WOMAN with man hands logged onto www.shrinkmyhands.com and was perplexed by something she read.

"Was that a bear?" she whispered, pulling the covers over her head. The trip to Yosemite ("yoss-might" as she called it)

The day of the big exam had finally arrived. Gil brought his #2 pencil and his lunch, but didn't notice he'd forgot his

It was finally time; Without further ado I ripped off my clothes only to find I had not brought along any

The note read, "This is a fake stickup to test security. Put all the money in a bag and nothing funny." I bit my tongue

I am absolutely, positively, 100%-sure I saw an alien last night. No animal could crouch and feast on a human body like that. Oddly, it smiled at me when I flipped on the

As the motorcade passed, John remembered a line from an old song about an outlaw who ended up in Cleveland,

The first thing I did when I got off the plane was

Cleaning out my "Junk" mailbox, my eyes were drawn to the ad for Swedish Penis Enlarging cream. If only I was Swedish..

The TV blared so loudly that he could barely make out the sounds from next door, but he knew his neighbors

So then I said, "What? No mayonnaise? How do you expect me to eat this pizza with no mayo?." Luigi looked ready to kill.

The sweatshop owner had a point. I couldn't name another country where you could pay a 12 year-old $1/week to