Salt cabbage, pickles, turnips & soak in

Salt cabbage, pickles, turnips & soak in soy sauce a few hrs. Bury cabbage, pickles, turnips, ground chili, ginger, roast sesame, salted dried shrimps, & szechuan pepper in a crock

of shiitake mushrooms for 1-72 hours. Season heavily with salt and red pepper flakes. My mouth was watering so bad. I loved my new cookbook, WHAT A CROCK!, and was ready to

mow down on the Crockety Pot-ness monster dinner when the phone rang. It was Cher. She was telling me this story about her wig maker, all the while my stew is getting cold.

egg over Cher's bald head & headed over to the auction where, sure enough,the auctioneer was ready to put the plate of coq au vin up for bidding. "Do I yubba dubba yubbala hear TEN

Dollops Fifteen dollops Eighteen dollops?" Sonny bid twenty dollops and polished off the coq au vin with Cher. Chastity joined in on the feast.

But the beast's thrashing was more than she could handle alone so not seeing any help forthcoming from her parents Chastity took it upon herself to subdue the whole Animal Kingdom.

S/he did this by getting a sex change and calling herself 'Chaz'. (No relation to FS Chaz.) The animal kingdom was so dumbstruck by this that they fell down in a dead faint. Chaz

hung his/her head. Would the animal kingdom ever accept him/her for who he/she truly was? Chaz looked up to the sky. "I could really use some help down here," he/she bellowed.

Thunder crashed, lightning flashed and it began to rain. For a moment Chaz just stood there getting soaked. Then he/she muttered, "Thanks for nothing," and hurried towards shelter.