'I am the king of the world' he said placing

'I am the king of the world' he said placing a tin mug on his head and waving a dish rag. 'Aah, and I am Elvis Presley,' said the other inmate who started playing the air guitar.

And lo, Elvis Presley was the harbinger for the King of the World. Unfortunately, they were stuck in mental ward 17 of Houston's correctional facility. "We must escape!"

then converted them to Happy Meals. He only did this to bad celebs though, so Michael Jackson and Charlie Sheen weren't missed, except by the intensely stupid. An ingenious plan.

turning dodgy celebrities into meat not fit for human consumption proved to be quite a money spinner. He bought a diamond ring as dazzling as the interior of the sun and some

purple framed sunglasses from Top Shop. His new untold wealth would gain him access to places he'd never known to even exist. The celebrities were in high demand with all the horse

trading going on. It would have behooved him to know more of the ins and outs of this game before playing, but he was a newcomer. Being an upstart and fashionista was hard work.

What with the chopping down trees to impress the boss & lumbering around in his 100 kilogram suits with cast iron ties. As the new guy he paid little attention to actually trading

stocks. He was more into bondage. He followed the ups and downs of footsie. He thought he was selling long when he was short and had good figures because his spread was

both delicious and fat free. Whipped Footsie Fudgy Fluffernutter Butter. It does a body good.