This is Commander Hadfield to ground control.

This is Commander Hadfield to ground control. I've left forever more. And I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the music stars look very different today.

Ground control to Kim Kardashian. Can you hear me Kim Kardashian? Can you hear me Kim Kardashian? Here I am floating in a tin can far above the Earth. Planet Earth is blue and ther

e are clouds & stuff." Kim was floating in zero gravity composing the birth announcement: To Kim K & Kanye West: a much loved bitch was born &etc. Space birth was the latest craze

among the Hollywood elite. Kim & Kanye named their female baby Stanley (as in Kubrick, not Flat) & liked being in outer space so much, they decided to stay. Little Stanley grew up

side down. Kim and Kanye hung their glam child from inversion poles. Stanley thought he was a bat. All the blood in his head made him super smart and insane. He grew into a

vampire with a quarter of him remaining a human. Stanley had never felt so alive before, being a vampire. He could go out a night and fly around. He could turn into a bat and watch

The humans go out and get hammered, then attempt driving. Stanley had an uncke who drank

an entire pail of nails once, and then spat them into my Tyvek. "Hammer THOSE!" he sneered as the ambulance doors closed on his one good foot. After his release from St. Bernie's

reason for Dread. Soul Crushing Dread burning every nerve from here to eternity and the ones that might have been. That. Kind. Of. Dread. Judge Dredd was back! Facing Custer!