Lost everything! Honey stocks bottomed out.

Lost everything! Honey stocks bottomed out. Heffalump Investments filed Chapter 11. Chief Analyst P.Bear grumbled "Really I'm a bear of very little brain." & took a slow train back

a young, but wiley financial advisor. Piglet Sachs was, in fact, the first bonafide billionaire in the 100 Acre Wood. "Honey is GOLD, Pooh. GOLD!" said Piglet, overriding Eeyore's

dismal credit score so the Eeyore could rent an apartment. It was a studio, no window, old carpet and cigarette stains on the ceiling. Piglet was the slum lord, but he let the sad

Sack on the corner sit there with a cupful of pennies. Eeyore got the flat after it was rehabbed. Nowadays, everyone does a background check on prospective tenants. Shameful stuff.

I trust Cambridge Analytica with all my background checks. I just tell them what I don't want and they find the right people for me. My go to question:

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" This powerfully subtle question was all Cambridge Analytica needed to weed out the riffraff for me.

Unfortunately their research team had grown so fat and lazy over the years they couldn't remember how to do research. They thus had no choice...they had to steal Facebook data.

Alas, they were even too lazy to keep track of where everyone's parents had met, and who had had a first pet named "Sparky". Toward the end, they just lay about in puddles of

their own urine, more proof of their laziness. “This is sad,” one said, “the toilet is only 5 feet away!” “Aww, piss on you!” said another. “I AM pissing on me!” They all laughed.