Playing video games was Bob's favorite thing

Playing video games was Bob's favorite thing to do. but one day, something unexpected happened.

The love of his life was at the door, delivering his cheese-stuffed pizza. Bob had set aside the holiday weekend to live in his front room and play Call Of Duty, but his heart

throb was standing there holding a double cheese extra salami. She squinted at him through a thick pair of glasses. "That comes to 15.99$ Say, are you playing Elite drops? cool!"

she was staring at and it was the Elite drops that made his nose so bulbous. You know what they say about men with bulbous noses, though.

They use a bunch of Kleenex, especially during cold and flu season. So, BulbousBob and I are wandering around Target looking for the tissue section, bc I hd some coupons for 2 free

cases, which was definitely needed considering BulbousBob's vice of masturbating every time he hears a political advertisement. With my mind wandering, I lost him in Target

and our paths hadn't crossed until just now when I heard a muffled rhythmic squishing noise coming from the changing station next to mine. "Vote O'Romna!" gushed BulbousBob just as

he accidentally stood on a rare tree frog. BulbousBob said "What was that?" as he lifted up his foot to look underneath his shoe. I was distracted by a loud cry and ignored

him; the tree frog's mother, a gargantuan eight-hundred pound amphibious beast, emerged from the mud, gaping her maw wide! I ran. I swear that's what happened to BulbousBob.