Scientists have grown a miniature "human

Scientists have grown a miniature "human brain" the size of a pea, in a feat they hope will

win them a Nobel prize. Top biologist, Phyllis Deuce, cracked open a mouse skull & inserted the mini human brain. Putting the mouse in her pocket, she forgot about it until

she was at Father Joe's Funeral. Squawkers was giving a tear jerking eulogy when the mouse crawled out. Phyllis Deuce had to introduce her mouse with a human brain to the crowd.

stood before the crowd, and thinking that since Squawkers jerked a mouse, she should continue with the small mammal theme, and flashed her beaver to the bereaving crowd.

The crowd did not like the beaver she flashed, so they got up their razors in rebellion and said "shave it, my peoples!".

This crowd was obnoxious. Full of loud mouths and half wits. Most were probably tanked or suffering from gout. The whole lot of them probably smoked generic cigarettes. This is why

crowd control was absolutely necessary. A battalion of little people came streaming out, carrying billy clubs and tazers. The cheerleaders ran away screaming. Then out of the sky

came the master crowd controller, with gallons of tear gas to use on

baby-finding robots who spray tear gas on babies, thereby making millions of babies cry at once and creating a vibration so strong the very fabric of time and space was torn, so