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This was the acronym the government uses to refer to Disqualified Folding Story Drug Fiends and Dopeheads. After the DFSDFAD's were kicked out of FS, they decided to

merge with users of isketch.net to illustrate and publish folding stories in a hard copy coffee table book. The DFSDFAD's were sued by the FS elite for profiting from

a website. FS's business model did not include a thing called profit. So Noah hired Det. Manatee to snoop around the DFSDFAD's compound and suss out just what a profit really

was. "You do know my fees include 3 bales of turtle grass per day?" said Jman. Noah assured him. "DFSDFAD stands for Dasterdly Fiends Stealing Dollars For Amphibian Detectives.

Myrtle the three headed turtle was a famous investigator by now. She was the King's constant companion.

Never a bosom buddy, though, never that. The King accepted Myrtle the three headed turtle for her role in the murder of his sanity and, by extension, his wife & children's murders

, even though they were all still quite alive. Myrtle the 3-headed turtle was taken to court for the murder of the King's sanity, but it was soon found that he had lost it years

ago to a bad LCD and Ayahuasca trip. (The King, believing his was Justin Bieber, took out a guitar and crooned to the prisoners who summarily committed suicide). Myrtle the Turtle

walked up and sat beside the King. Myrtle the Turtle whispered into the King's ears slowly and sexily "You know you love me, I know you care. And I was like baby, baby, baby oh."