WHOLE GRAINS ELEVEN. Tony the Tiger, Sonny

WHOLE GRAINS ELEVEN. Tony the Tiger, Sonny the Cuckoo Bird, Chip Howler the Wolf, the Trix Rabbit et.al all walked away from a big explosion in slow motion wearing leather jackets.

Unfortunately they were "pleather" jackets, the heat from the explosion melted the plastic with their skin. Searing. Pain. Humiliation. Thus, the gang of cereal mascots became an e

Deputy Droopy arrived on the scene. "I'd advised you to be careful where you put out that stogie, Detective. This acetate is a powder keg." Manatee wondered if Roger Rabbit could

really see the future by caressing one's kneecaps. Maybe he was just a perv who got off on that sorta thing. Manatee had seen a lot of that kind of thing in Afghanistan, where he

worked literally undercover, wearing a burka. Kneecap caressing was strictly forbidden by the Taliban, but Manatee found the practice useful in passing along secret messages to

under-burka operatives lurking in the Hindu Kush. As a deep mole in the Taliban, Manatee tried to hide his gorgeous whiskers from view. But he'd already received 2 marriage proposa

ls, a camel, & golden scissors to trim a locket of his whiskers from Hibaan Hajib the corpulent tentflap man of Musad the Mujahideen Commander. Manatee's burka cover was almost

the perfect disguise. *Almost*. While the burka covered the inspector's large whiskered snout, it revealed his beady little manatee eyes & Hibaan pounced on the detective, pulling

his hamstring in the process. Hibaan fell flat on his face, his utter failure as a villain only adding injury to his insult. Manatee chortled and walked away triumphantly.