I removed all the money from an envelope

I removed all the money from an envelope labeled 'Life Savings' and turned it in for a stack of chips. The roulette wheel was calling me. "All these on red," I said. My luck

changed. I took my winnings and put all on "Miserable Disaster" to place first at 50 to 1. Later, I answered the door from my fabulous mansion. A lame rabbit wanted his foot back.

I slammed the door in its face & tried escaping from the back door. A disgruntled leprechaun with an empty pot blocked my way. My phone rang. It was Bea Lady. My luck had run out

I stabbed the mayor through the throat and ate a pot noodle while disposing of the body.

bit of chicken noodelz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

squealed the ravenous, rambunctious fifth graders. It wasn't quite lunch time yet, and Anita didn't know how much longer she would be able to hold the little monsters at bay.

Eventually, she knew, they would end up eating her alive, unless she managed to find something more intriguing in those few short minutes before the lunch bell. Saying a quick pra

wn joke might help. "A prawn went clubbing. He pulled a mussel." Not a titter. They got out a bucket of mustard, covered her & tucked napkins under their chins. The lunch bell rang

and for once in a very rare while, justice is finally served and another stand-up comedian bites the dust. A silver plate, s'il vous plait.