It was the simplest of physics: an object

It was the simplest of physics: an object in motion tends to stay in motion, and Brenda was definitely in motion. She'd

soon experience the third law of motion, "The mutual forces of action and reaction between two bodies are equal, opposite" when Angela Love floored her with a Stinger Splash

Rock from the sun show which, let's face it was totally crappy. The show about the sasquatch living with a family was better. The network had murdered creativity since 3's company

. They discovered they could take regular people, put them on a deserted island. Starve them. Have them beat each other in snarky bon mots and ratings would go through the roof.

"I liked Wheel of Fortune better when it was about puzzles," Vanna said, but Pat wouldn't have any of it. The gritty reboot saw his salary double in three months.

Vanna decided to boycot the Wheel, she'd refuse to watch, participate or in any way be involved. The Wheel didn't care, it would spin and spin anyway with or without Vanna. Spin fo

rizzle as operated by the kinetic engine beneath that was programmed to stop the Wheel of Fortune on bankrupt when (usually black) contestants won too much. Vanna cared more about

the studio executives. This was her chance to leave Wheel of Fortune and build her career. It had not been an easy journey on the casting couch but Vanna was a woman on a mission

ary position five year plan. When Sajack arrived the next day, he saw the fabulous motor home was missing and S_ _ Y_ _ L_T_R S_ _ K _ R S on the game board. He _ _ P_.