"Do you need love love advice? Then call
"Do you need love love advice? Then call Miss Cleo's Psychic Phone Line right now. For only 99 cents a minute, you can have your future told." Sammi rushed to the phone and dialed6
the number for the anti-psychic agency to report Miss Cleo. Five years ago, all the psychics had been imprisoned for treason, but some had slipped the net. Sammi knew her duty, and7
ran a dragnet for the fugitive ESPers. But being psychic, they saw Sammi from a mile away. She had to resort to random thinking for camoflage. (plateofshrimpbarnaclespannerkumquat)6
She created a buffer of random thought ramparts by going to a nightclub. The fugitive ESPers could not read Sammi's mind there. I sweaty guy in a shiny shirt electric slid up6
Why they were still doing the slide in this club was anybody's guess. "Hey ESPer, what am I THINKING?"7
The club patron glared at the ESPer's response, to which the latter apologized. "I'm sorry, I thought you said 'stinking', not 'thinking'. Could they turn down that awful techno?"8
The club patron thought, "Why don't you send the message telepathically, Mr. Fancy-Pants?" The ESPer said, "Hey, I heard that!" The club DJ showed no signs of slowing down7
and the bartenders started to do unnatural tricks. Then the DJ paused the sound mesh and turned the meat down until the crowd disappeared except for a thousand eyes looking at me.5
It dawned on me that I -- yes I -- was their teacher and they...my pupils. These odd events of my dream foretold the future, far more accurately than my psychic did. Through time,7
It was then that I realized how surreal my settings were. The TARDIS? The Death Star? Who knows. But whatever the setting was, it was clear that I was in a dream within a dream.8
- 2011-05-31 23:38:00
- 2014-10-17 00:03:19
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Chaz Oct 17 2014 @ 09:15
Purple Prof, Your intuitive psychic vibrations amaze me.
PurpleProf Oct 17 2014 @ 09:20
Incredible...magic...maybe I am more psychic than I realized.
sundancer Oct 17 2014 @ 19:14
I love this one. :-)