Captain Gabe and Tippy

Captain Gabe and Tippy

went to the park with their new pedigree puppy Winston. Captain Gabe threw a ball for Winston whilst Tippy when to the excersize equipment to practice

ask for a banana. But Cpt Gabe just picked up the puppy & walked out. Tippy hung there until she saw the moon rising & shining through the gym's windows. Her potassium levels were

less than 2 mEq/L, causing flaccid paralysis and rhabdomyolysis. Tippy's muscle pain, cramps, vomiting and confusion made her miserable as she hung in the gym that lonely night.

Her blood oxygen dipped 4,257.25745 and Tippy was growing a fur coat and beautiful cat-tail. She was soon to be a grey tabby per the Recordkeeper of Karma. Then she was healthy

since her blood oxygen stabilized at 5,634.304 & she grew black stripes to become Stripy Tippy Tabby the soon to be legendary vanquisher of mutant rats at the Experimental Facility

At Corinth. Stripy Tippy Tabby was still wondering how babby is formed when the oxygen had stabilized at 5,634,304 so he came out just as one of the mutant rats patted Miss Kitty's

fuzzy gray tummy. A deep rumbling emitted from Miss Kitty, and Mr. Ratatat gave a toothy grin. A babbling tabby ambled into the operating room just in time to see

the volcano erupt from Miss Kitty's torso. It was horrible. So horrible was it, that the babbling tabby just kept right on babbling for the rest of her life.