Kathi Lee Gifford scraped her fingernails

Kathi Lee Gifford scraped her fingernails across the chalkboard, causing Jen to cross her legs and clench her teeth. Nonplussed, Kathi Lee ran across the room, screaming for

Said Leatherface as he started up the chain saw.

His apprentice handed him his hat and sunscreen and put on earmuffs. As a tree surgeon leatherface had spent too much of his time outdoors unprotected from the dangerous

rare horn blasting glazed redwood. Taking care of these special endangered trees required special precautions. Leatherface now protected and apprentice at hand approached

On tiptoes because they were taking treenaps. There was Woody The Woodpecker and family living there too. Their eggs were well hidden from Eggmen who lived nearby. Mr. Egg

men was a distant estranged cousin of Humpty Dumpty. Eggman was a cannibal, yoked to yoke as sustenance. So Woody Woodpecker & his young eggs where nervous to share a tree with him

but since Eggman had kept up with his rent payments, Woody and his eggs couldn't very well throw him out. Then came that fateful day when Woody came back from the gym and all the

young woodpeckers were dressed just like Eggman &, along with him, were all sitting along 3 sides of the kitchen table. I was standing in the 4th. They were all looking at me & I d

idn't know what to say, so I just sat down awkwardly and started eating my dessert. Let me tell you, that was the best tasting strawberry shortcake I have ever had in my life!