Why oh why had Daniel sent the form in.

Why oh why had Daniel sent the form in. It was a disaster waiting to happen, he knew. As soon as the envelope fell into the post box he felt

a mixture of relief and regret. Relief because his wife would stop nagging him about the messy house, but regret because he knew that

However, do to the fact that he hadn't passed the fourth grade, he spelled his name Daveid Jonson. The slightly awkward lettering might throw pursuers off for a while, but this man

had an unmistakable resemblance the naked wizard who was tazed at "burning man" by the police, to hide from his pursuers he'd need more

stuff to hide behind. It wasn't easy being a wizard, getting tazed at every turn. He missed the farm and his John Deere.

But having been chosen a one of the charter alumni of the American Hogwarts School for Wizards. He was determined to succeed but just who decided combine a wand with a cattle prod

when the Amnesty International House of Pancakes guys were here to investigate the failing standards of private education? It was very evident the children weren't getting enough

Fairtrade Maple syrup on their pancakes in the morning to work a full 16 hour shift in Wonka's chocolate mines. AIHoP lodged a complaint with the Ministry of Fictional Businesses

regarding the oompa loompa slave labor. AIHoP ended up striking a business deal with Wonka and they began to produce and sell chocolate chip pancakes with chocolate maple syrup.