Capital Idea. I'd soon be hobnobbing with

Capital Idea. I'd soon be hobnobbing with Bollywood starlets. Indians liked snow but the cold, brrrr. My patented ToastySnow™ already covered the landfill slopes outside Mumbai

and I was being approached by investors to bring ToastySnow to parts of Australia. One issue than had arisen in the Australian venture was the flatness of the continent. Mumbai was

no Vicksberg, let me tell you. The Australian venture had gotten all fouled up ever since Paul Hogan had started his bunk hijinx. Never tell an actor he's getting old. It only

results in secret concentration camps being constructed in the Amazonian jungle. Seriously. They go mad and liquidate and make for the Brasilia black market. And the next thing you

Know, you are joining the black market, thanks to economic collapse. Just like in other countries! The sheeple, meanwhile, watched World Cup soccer.

Even after electricity got cut off, the sheeple stared at the blank screen & screamed "YES!" now & then. With the 90 miinutes up, each fan celebrated as if HIS country won the Cup

But with everyone believing that his country had won the cup, who was left to riot for having had lost?? Some other defeat would have to be avenged by looting, burning, and

knocking over grandmas waiting to buy lottery tickets. The sports hooligans grew despondent. "I got nothing to live for," wept Brian, as he let the word "HATE" that he had shaved

across his chest show, when he rent his shirt into shreds. "I'm lost for-EVER!" cried another sports hooligan as he slit his wrists & fell over. "LONG LIVE the 49ers!" screamed